How does the moon🙂🙂 cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What is a tornado’s🤪🤪 favorite game to play? Twister.
How do we know😜😜 that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What did one volcano😝😝 say to the other? I lava you.
What is a computer’s🤪🤪 favorite snack? Computer chips.
What’s worse than😝😝 finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
What building in your🙂🙂 town has the most stories? The public library.
How are false teeth😜😜 like stars? They come out at night.
How does a scientist🤪🤪 freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
What do you call😝😝 two birds in love? Tweethearts
How do you get🙂🙂 a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
Where would you😝😝 find an elephant? The same place you lost her.
What do you call😜😜 a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
Why did the kid bring🤪🤪 a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
What musical instrument🙂🙂 is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
Why can’t Elsa from😝😝 Frozen have a balloon? Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
Why did the dinosaur😜😜 cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
What do you think😝😝 of that new diner on the moon? Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
What did one toilet 🤪🤪say to the other? You look a bit flushed.
How does a cucumber🙂🙂 become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
What time is it when😝😝 the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.
Two pickles fell out😜😜 of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it.
What does a cloud🤪🤪 wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What do you call a🙂🙂 boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.