How does the moon???????? cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What is a tornado’s???????? favorite game to play? Twister.
How do we know???????? that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What did one volcano???????? say to the other? I lava you.
What is a computer’s???????? favorite snack? Computer chips.
What’s worse than???????? finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
What building in your???????? town has the most stories? The public library.
How are false teeth???????? like stars? They come out at night.
How does a scientist???????? freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
What do you call???????? two birds in love? Tweethearts
How do you get???????? a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
Where would you???????? find an elephant? The same place you lost her.
What do you call???????? a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
Why did the kid bring???????? a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
What musical instrument???????? is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
Why can’t Elsa from???????? Frozen have a balloon? Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
Why did the dinosaur???????? cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
What do you think???????? of that new diner on the moon? Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
What did one toilet ????????say to the other? You look a bit flushed.
How does a cucumber???????? become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
What time is it when???????? the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.
Two pickles fell out???????? of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it.
What does a cloud???????? wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What do you call a???????? boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.