Funny Jokes For 11 Year Olds With Answers - LinePoetry
Jokes For 11-Year-Olds With Answers: Our Collection Of Jokes Will Keep Your Child Smiling, Laughing, And Engaged. Share Them To Have Fun!
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ?????????
Why was the math teacher suspicious? Because she was always plotting! ????????????
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! ????????
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ????????
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! ????????
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ????????
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite! ?????????
What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed.????????
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.????????
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. ??????
Where do most horses live? In neigh-borhoods! ?????????
What kind of math do birds love? Owl-gebra! ?????
Why is a football stadium always cold? It has lots of fans! ???????
What kind of lion doesn't roar? A dandelion. ????????
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! ????????
What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A cool coconut. ????????
What’s an alligator in a vest called? An investigator. ????????????
What do they serve for breakfast on flights? Plane bagels. ??????
When will they let Wilbur on a flight to New York? When pigs fly. ??????
Why didn't the pirate shower before he walked the plank? Because he’ll just wash up on shore later. ???????????
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw salad dressing. ????????
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in the field. ????????
What is cheese that doesn’t belong to you called? Nacho cheese. ????????
What did the policeman say to his tummy?…. You’re under a vest! ???????????