Funny Jokes For 11 Year Olds With Answers - LinePoetry
Jokes For 11-Year-Olds With Answers: Our Collection Of Jokes Will Keep Your Child Smiling, Laughing, And Engaged. Share Them To Have Fun!
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🌰🐿️
Why was the math teacher suspicious? Because she was always plotting! 📐🕵️♀️
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀😜
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🪐🎈
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite! ❄️🧛♂️
What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed.🚽😊
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.🕒🔧
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. ☁️🩲
Where do most horses live? In neigh-borhoods! 🐴🏘️
What kind of math do birds love? Owl-gebra! 🦉➗
Why is a football stadium always cold? It has lots of fans! 🏟️❄️
What kind of lion doesn't roar? A dandelion. 🌼🦁
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝😆
What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A cool coconut. 🥥😎
What’s an alligator in a vest called? An investigator. 🐊🕵️♂️
What do they serve for breakfast on flights? Plane bagels. 🥯✈️
When will they let Wilbur on a flight to New York? When pigs fly. 🐷✈️
Why didn't the pirate shower before he walked the plank? Because he’ll just wash up on shore later. 🏴☠️🛁
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw salad dressing. 🍅🥗
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in the field. 🌾🏆
What is cheese that doesn’t belong to you called? Nacho cheese. 🧀😜
What did the policeman say to his tummy?…. You’re under a vest! 🚓👮♂️