We’ll be friends forever because🙃🙃 you already know too much.
Only real friends tell you😄😄 when your face is dirty.
There is nothing better than a😁😁 friend… unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
If you have friends as weird as😳😳 you, then you have everything.
Friends buy you lunch😋😋. Best friends, eat your lunch.
Good friends don’t let you 😏😏do stupid things …alone.
What did the hat say to the scarf?😳😳 You hang around, and I’ll go ahead.
Why do people say “break a leg”😁😁 when you go on stage? Every play has a cast.
Why does Waldo wear stripes🙃🙃? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
What do elves learn in school?😬😬 The elf-abet.
Why did the golfer bring an 😋😋extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What did the policeman say to his😳😳 belly button? You’re under a vest.
What kind of music do planets😏😏 like? Neptunes.
Why are there gates surrounding🙃🙃 cemeteries? People are dying to get in.
What do you call a factory that 😬😬sells good products? A satis-factory.
What do lawyers wear to court?😁😁 Lawsuits.
What does the letter “p” in😃😃 Facebook stand for? Privacy!
How will you know if someone😄😄 does not have Facebook? They will tell you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because😳😳 7 ate 9!
You can’t trust atoms😋😋. They make up everything!
What has four wheels and flies?😁😁 Garbage truck
What do you call an elephant🙃🙃 that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? 😬😬No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
Where did Napoleon keep 😏😏his armies? In his sleevies.