What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ????????
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus! ????????
How do you talk to a giant? Use big words! ????????????????
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it felt crummy! ????????
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ?????
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ????????
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ????????
Why was the broom late? It swept in! ?????
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! ????????
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock! ????????
Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box! ????????????
Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank! ????????????
Which is faster? Hot or cold? Hot. You can easily catch a cold. ??????????
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well! ????????????
Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? Because they taste funny! ????????????
What building in your town has the most stories? The public library. ????????
How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night. ?????????
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.?????????????
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. ?????
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste. ????
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet. ???????????????
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience. ??????????
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite! ??????
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ????????