What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ππ
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus! π¦π
How do you talk to a giant? Use big words! π£οΈπ¦ΈββοΈπ
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it felt crummy! πͺπ€
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Why was the broom late? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π₯
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock! ππ§
Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box! ππ¨π
Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank! ππ°π¦
Which is faster? Hot or cold? Hot. You can easily catch a cold. π₯βοΈπ
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldnβt see that well! π΄π§π
Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘π
What building in your town has the most stories? The public library. π«π
How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night. βπ¦·π
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.πΏοΈπ₯π
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. πβ¨
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste. πΊ
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasnβt born yet. π¦πΆββοΈπ₯
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience. π₯β‘οΈπ₯
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite! βοΈπΆ
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬