400+ Hilarious Funny Jokes For Kids To Bring Cute Smile
Funny Jokes For Kids: 400 Funny & Knock Knock Jokes For Kids To Make The Whole Family Laughing And Send To Make Your Relative Family Joyful & Laughed
What did the banana say to the dog????????? Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
Why don’t elephants chew gum????????? They do, just not in public.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple????????? Finding half a worm.
How does a scientist freshen her breath????????? With experi-mints!
What do you call two birds in love????????? Tweethearts!
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play????????? Twister!
How do ghosts wash their hair????????? With sham-boo.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance????????? Because he had no body to go with.
How does a vampire start a letter????????? Tomb it may concern…
What did one volcano say to the other????????? I lava you!
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? ????????A cat-alogue.
Why are cats good at video games????????? Because they have nine lives.
What do you call a ghost’s true love????????? His ghoul-friend.
What song does a cat like best????????? Three Blind Mice.
How do you talk to a giant? Use big???????? words!
Why is pirating so addictive????????? They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked.
Where would you find an elephant????????? The same place you lost her!
Why are fish so smart????????? Because they live in schools.
How do you fit more pigs on a farm????????? Build a sty-scraper.
How do you make an octopus laugh????????? With ten-tickles.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs????????? Hailing taxis!
Why was the baby strawberry crying????????? Because her parents were in a jam.
Why can't you trust an atom????????? They make up everything.
What kind of tree fits in???????? your hand? A palm tree!