What did the banana say to the dogππ? Nothing. Bananas canβt talk.
Why donβt elephants chew gumππ? They do, just not in public.
Whatβs worse than finding a worm in your apple?ππ Finding half a worm.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?π±π± With experi-mints!
What do you call two birds in love?π³π³ Tweethearts!
What is a tornadoβs favorite game to play?ππ Twister!
How do ghosts wash their hair?ππ With sham-boo.
Why didnβt the skeleton go to the danceππ? Because he had no body to go with.
How does a vampire start a letterππ? Tomb it may concernβ¦
What did one volcano say to the other?ππ I lava you!
Whatβs a catβs favorite magazine? ππA cat-alogue.
Why are cats good at video games?π±π± Because they have nine lives.
What do you call a ghostβs true love?ππ His ghoul-friend.
What song does a cat like best?π¬π¬ Three Blind Mice.
How do you talk to a giant? Use bigπ³π³ words!
Why is pirating so addictive?ππ They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked.
Where would you find an elephant?ππ The same place you lost her!
Why are fish so smart?ππ Because they live in schools.
How do you fit more pigs on a farmππ? Build a sty-scraper.
How do you make an octopus laughπ¬π¬? With ten-tickles.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?π³π³ Hailing taxis!
Why was the baby strawberry crying?ππ Because her parents were in a jam.
Why can't you trust an atomππ? They make up everything.
What kind of tree fits inππ your hand? A palm tree!