What did the banana say to the dog😎😎? Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
Why don’t elephants chew gum😜😜? They do, just not in public.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?🙂🙂 Finding half a worm.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?🐱🐱 With experi-mints!
What do you call two birds in love?😳😳 Tweethearts!
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?😄😄 Twister!
How do ghosts wash their hair?😎😎 With sham-boo.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance😜😜? Because he had no body to go with.
How does a vampire start a letter😎😎? Tomb it may concern…
What did one volcano say to the other?🙃🙃 I lava you!
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? 🙂🙂A cat-alogue.
Why are cats good at video games?🐱🐱 Because they have nine lives.
What do you call a ghost’s true love?😄😄 His ghoul-friend.
What song does a cat like best?😬😬 Three Blind Mice.
How do you talk to a giant? Use big😳😳 words!
Why is pirating so addictive?🙂🙂 They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked.
Where would you find an elephant?😜😜 The same place you lost her!
Why are fish so smart?😎😎 Because they live in schools.
How do you fit more pigs on a farm😎😎? Build a sty-scraper.
How do you make an octopus laugh😬😬? With ten-tickles.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?😳😳 Hailing taxis!
Why was the baby strawberry crying?😄😄 Because her parents were in a jam.
Why can't you trust an atom😜😜? They make up everything.
What kind of tree fits in😎😎 your hand? A palm tree!