To the person who stole my😄😄 place in the queue. I’m after you now.
I told your mother she 😃😃drew on her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I’m so good at sleeping, I 😜😜can do it with my eyes closed.
I was addicted to soap🙃🙃, but I’m clean now.
I have a fear of elevators🥴🥴, but I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.
I have a fear of speed bumps😄😄. I’m slowly getting over it.
What do you call a blind 😃😃dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesaurus!
Two guys walked into a bar🙂🙂. The third guy ducked.
What did the daddy buffalo say😜😜 to his son when he left for work? Bison.
What do you call a zombie who🙂🙂 cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing.
What makes a basketball🥴🥴 court trendy and accessorized? The hoops.
Why don’t phones ever go hungry🙃🙃? They have plenty of apps to choose from.
What animals are the best to😄😄 call if you get locked out of your house? Monkeys.
Why was the hockey player gifted 🙂🙂a new cap? He was known for his hat tricks.
Where was the dripping coming😜😜 from in the fridge? The leeks.
What kind of cleaning product😃😃 feels a lot of motivation in life? All-purpose.
What do you call it when a🥴🥴 lawyer takes a test early in the morning? A breakfast bar.
What is Marco’s favorite clothing😜😜 store? Polo.
What did the baker say when 😄😄she won an award? “It was a piece of cake.”
Why is sand so optimistic🙃🙃? It has a can-dune attitude.
What’s it called when kittens😜😜 get stuck in a tree? A cat-astrophe.
What’s a writer’s favorite train🥴🥴 station? Penn Station.
Why was the cow such a 😃😃heartthrob on the farm? He was a s-moo-th talker.
What was Sherlock Holmes’ 😄😄favorite protein source? Mystery meat.