What was constant in the letters of all vampires????????? "To-mb it may concern."
Why did the vampire stink when he opened his mouth????????? Because he had bat breath.
Why were the mummies found to be very happy????????? Because it was time for their coffin break!
How did the door usually open during a???????? Halloween night? With a spoo-key!
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie. ????????
How do you make an egg-roll? You push it! ????????
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. ????????
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist. ????????
What do you call a cow missing a leg? Lean beef. ????????????
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ??????
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. ????????
I'm reading a book on teleportation – it's bound to take me places. ?????
You’re so old, the movie “Jurassic Park” brought back memories. ????????
You’re so old, you went to school before they had a history class. ????????
You’re so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake. ?????????
You’re so old, you got your mail with a carrier pigeon. ?????????
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly! Cow says mooo! ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya Who? Wow, I’m excited to see you too.????????
My name must be Barry. Why? ???????? Because I want to Barry Deez nuts in you!
Do you like candy? ???????? Yes. Great, so can Deez Nuts hit your face?
Do you need a break? ???????? Yes, I do. Well, you don’t get a break from Deez Nuts.
I heard you love chocolate? ???????? Then you're going to love Deez Nuts!