Where do college vampires like to shop?😁😁 Forever 21.
What music do mummies like?😂😂 Wrap music.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?😁😁 A sand-witch.
Why can't ghosts have babies?😜😜 Because they have no-body to marry.
What nuts are stored with treasure?😁😁 Chest-nuts.
What kind of nuts do you get in cans?😂😂 Creamed aCorn.
What did the squirrel eat after breaking down a car?😋😋 It eats nuts and bolts, all of them.
Which is the simplest place to learn about pecans?😃😃 The internut.
Knock knock! Who’s there?😋😋 Anita! Anita who? Anita Dick inside me!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? 😜😜Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana fuck your brains out.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? 😃😃Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Meat. 😂😂Meat who? Meat my dick!
You’re so old, when Moses split the😄😄 Red Sea, you were on the other side fishing. Yelling, hey were fishing over here.
You’re so old, you have a picture😂😂 of Moses in your yearbook.
You’re so old, the movie “Jurassic Park”😂😂 brought back memories.
You’re so old, you DJ’d at the Boston 😜😜Tea Party. Your so old that your first job was to help invent fire.
What did the elephant want for his birthday? 😃😃A trunk full of gifts.
What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?😂😂 The kind with lots of frosting and icing!
Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?😹😹 Because they are too focused on the present.
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? 😁😁They relish the moment.
Tombstone engraving: I TOLD 🙂🙂you I was sick.
I don’t have a carbon footprint😄😄. I just drive everywhere.
Son: How do stars die? Dad: An overdose, usually.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my brother.