Where do college vampires like to shop?😁😁 Forever 21.
What music do mummies like?😂😂 Wrap music.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?😁😁 A sand-witch.
Why can't ghosts have babies?😜😜 Because they have no-body to marry.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way! 🍝😅
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats. 🍫💻
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📘😢
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🦜🥕
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved. 🌊👋🌊
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business. 🌶️👃😂
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me. ⚾😲💥
What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! 🦷📸😆
You’re so old, your birth certificate is in Roman numerals! 🏛️😂
You’re so old, your social security number is 1! #️⃣😆
You’re so old, your candles cost more than your birthday cake! 🎂🕯️
You’re so old, your memory is in black and white! 📸🖤
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, open the door! 🏃♂️🚪
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase! 🦙🎒
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I’m here? 🍊😂
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy come out to play? 🍬😊
Are you having both of these? 🤔🤷♂️ Both of what? Both of deez nuts.
Are you into fitness? 💪🏋️♂️ Yes. Fit deez nuts in your mouth.
Can I borrow your pen? ✏️📝 Why don't you borrow deez nuts?
Are you going this afternoon? ⏰🛣️ Going where? Down on deez nuts.