Where do college vampires like to shop?😁😁 Forever 21.
What music do mummies like?😂😂 Wrap music.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?😁😁 A sand-witch.
Why can't ghosts have babies?😜😜 Because they have no-body to marry.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way! 🍝😅
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats. 🍫💻
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📘😢
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🦜🥕
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing. 🥤😔
What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk. 🐒🥨🤣
What do you call a moose with no name? Anony-moose. 🦌❓😂
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. 🥯🌊😂
You’re so old, when Moses split the😄😄 Red Sea, you were on the other side fishing. Yelling, hey were fishing over here.
You’re so old, you have a picture😂😂 of Moses in your yearbook.
You’re so old, the movie “Jurassic Park”😂😂 brought back memories.
You’re so old, you DJ’d at the Boston 😜😜Tea Party. Your so old that your first job was to help invent fire.
What do you call a sleeping bull? 😴 A bulldozer!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? 💀 They don’t have the guts!
What’s a cat’s favorite color? 🐱 Purrr-ple!
Why did the student eat his homework? 📚 Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Why are friends a lot like snow?🙂🙂 If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why did the man miss the funeral?😄😄 He wasn’t a mourning person
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.