Where do college vampires like to shop?๐๐ Forever 21.
What music do mummies like?๐๐ Wrap music.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?๐๐ A sand-witch.
Why can't ghosts have babies?๐๐ Because they have no-body to marry.
What nuts are stored with treasure?๐๐ Chest-nuts.
What kind of nuts do you get in cans?๐๐ Creamed aCorn.
What did the squirrel eat after breaking down a car?๐๐ It eats nuts and bolts, all of them.
Which is the simplest place to learn about pecans?๐๐ The internut.
Knock knock! Whoโs there?๐๐ Anita! Anita who? Anita Dick inside me!
Knock Knock! Whoโs there? ๐๐Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana fuck your brains out.
Knock, knock! Whoโs there? ๐๐Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
Knock knock! Whoโs there? Meat. ๐๐Meat who? Meat my dick!
Youโre so old, when Moses split the๐๐ Red Sea, you were on the other side fishing. Yelling, hey were fishing over here.
Youโre so old, you have a picture๐๐ of Moses in your yearbook.
Youโre so old, the movie โJurassic Parkโ๐๐ brought back memories.
Youโre so old, you DJโd at the Boston ๐๐Tea Party. Your so old that your first job was to help invent fire.
What did the elephant want for his birthday? ๐๐A trunk full of gifts.
What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?๐๐ The kind with lots of frosting and icing!
Why canโt kids remember past birthdays?๐น๐น Because they are too focused on the present.
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? ๐๐They relish the moment.
Why donโt cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Why are friends a lot like snow?๐๐ If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why did the man miss the funeral?๐๐ He wasnโt a mourning person
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.