Where do college vampires like to shop?๐๐ Forever 21.
What music do mummies like?๐๐ Wrap music.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?๐๐ A sand-witch.
Why can't ghosts have babies?๐๐ Because they have no-body to marry.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way! ๐๐
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it wonโt stop sending me Kit-Kats. ๐ซ๐ป
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ข
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing. ๐ฅค๐
What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk. ๐๐ฅจ๐คฃ
What do you call a moose with no name? Anony-moose. ๐ฆโ๐
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. ๐ฅฏ๐๐
Youโre so old, when Moses split the๐๐ Red Sea, you were on the other side fishing. Yelling, hey were fishing over here.
Youโre so old, you have a picture๐๐ of Moses in your yearbook.
Youโre so old, the movie โJurassic Parkโ๐๐ brought back memories.
Youโre so old, you DJโd at the Boston ๐๐Tea Party. Your so old that your first job was to help invent fire.
What do you call a sleeping bull? ๐ด A bulldozer!
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? ๐ They donโt have the guts!
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? ๐ฑ Purrr-ple!
Why did the student eat his homework? ๐ Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why donโt cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Why are friends a lot like snow?๐๐ If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why did the man miss the funeral?๐๐ He wasnโt a mourning person
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.