Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl here? ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole! ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome! ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-tiful day, isn’t it? ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas open the door! ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy come out to play? ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase! ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I’m here? ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, open the door! ???????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split, I gotta go! ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel. ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get that for me please! ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me? ???????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door! ???????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police. Open the door! ???????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever! ?????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! ????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking! ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya Who? Wow, I’m excited to see you too.????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly! Cow says mooo! ????????
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! ????????