What can you catch but 👶👶not throw? A cold!
Why did the chicken cross🥴🥴 the playground? To get to the other slide!
What is the difference between 🙄🙄elephants and grapes? Grapes are purple.
How do you keep an elephant from🙃🙃 charging? Take away her credit card!
Why are elephants so🙂🙂 wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron!
Why did the picture go to jail?🙃🙃 It was framed!
Why did the gum cross the road👶👶? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
Where do you find a dog with no legs? 😋😋Right where you left him!
Why do sharks swim in saltwater🙄🙄? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Why did the math book look so sad🥴🥴? Because it had so many problems!
Why did the man run around his bed?🙃🙃 Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
What has four wheels🧒🧒 and flies? A garbage truck!
Why do bees have sticky hair?🙃🙃 Because they use honey combs!
Knock knock. Who’s there🙂🙂? A little old lady? A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
What do you call a fly without wings🥴🥴? A walk!
What animal needs to wear a👶👶 wig? A bald eagle!
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because🙄🙄 you can see right through them!
What do you call a cow with no legs?😋😋 Ground beef!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. 🙃🙃Cows go who? No, cows go MOO!
Where do cows go for entertainment?🙃🙃 To the moo-vies!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?🥴🥴 Nacho cheese!
What do you call a bear with🙂🙂 no teeth? A gummy bear!
What did one wall say to the 🧒🧒other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
How do all the oceans say👶👶 hello to each other? They wave!