What can you catch but ????????not throw? A cold!
Why did the chicken cross???????? the playground? To get to the other slide!
What is the difference between ????????elephants and grapes? Grapes are purple.
How do you keep an elephant from???????? charging? Take away her credit card!
Why are elephants so???????? wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron!
Why did the picture go to jail????????? It was framed!
Why did the gum cross the road????????? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
Where do you find a dog with no legs? ????????Right where you left him!
Why do sharks swim in saltwater????????? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Why did the math book look so sad????????? Because it had so many problems!
Why did the man run around his bed????????? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
What has four wheels???????? and flies? A garbage truck!
Why do bees have sticky hair????????? Because they use honey combs!
Knock knock. Who’s there????????? A little old lady? A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
What do you call a fly without wings????????? A walk!
What animal needs to wear a???????? wig? A bald eagle!
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because???????? you can see right through them!
What do you call a cow with no legs????????? Ground beef!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. ????????Cows go who? No, cows go MOO!
Where do cows go for entertainment????????? To the moo-vies!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours????????? Nacho cheese!
What do you call a bear with???????? no teeth? A gummy bear!
What did one wall say to the ????????other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
How do all the oceans say???????? hello to each other? They wave!