You’re not completely useless.😄😄 You can always be used as a bad example.
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good that I didn’t even care.
Shout out to my grandma since😂😂 that’s the only way she can hear you.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why are friends a lot like snow?🙂🙂 If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why did the man miss the funeral?😄😄 He wasn’t a mourning person
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
My grief counsellor died. He was 😂😂so good, I don’t even care.
Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
I read a book about an immortal dog😄😄. It was impossible to put down.
Life is like a box of chocolates.🙂🙂 It doesn’t last long for fat people.
Did you hear the joke about the😂😂 baby with cancer? It never gets old.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer’s, forget it.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
You’re not completely useless😄😄. You can always serve as a bad example.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
My therapist said time heals 😂😂all wounds. So I stabbed her.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my brother.
Tombstone engraving: I TOLD 🙂🙂you I was sick.
I don’t have a carbon footprint😄😄. I just drive everywhere.
Son: How do stars die? Dad: An overdose, usually.
I was raised as an only child😂😂, which I think was hard for my brother.