350+ Dark Humor Jokes No Limits For 2024 - Linepoetry

You’re not completely useless.???????? You can always be used as a bad example.

What makes sad people jump? Bridges.

My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good that I didn’t even care.

Shout out to my grandma since???????? that’s the only way she can hear you.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

Why are friends a lot like snow????????? If you pee on them, they disappear.

Why did the man miss the funeral????????? He wasn’t a mourning person

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

My grief counsellor died. He was ????????so good, I don’t even care.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

I read a book about an immortal dog????????. It was impossible to put down.

Life is like a box of chocolates.???????? It doesn’t last long for fat people.

Did you hear the joke about the???????? baby with cancer? It never gets old.

If you think I would joke about Alzheimer’s, forget it.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

You’re not completely useless????????. You can always serve as a bad example.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

My therapist said time heals ????????all wounds. So I stabbed her.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my brother.

Tombstone engraving: I TOLD ????????you I was sick.

I don’t have a carbon footprint????????. I just drive everywhere.

Son: How do stars die? Dad: An overdose, usually.

I was raised as an only child????????, which I think was hard for my brother.