Best Jokes For 6-7 Year Olds: Simple And Fun Laughs

How does the ocean say hello? It waves! ????????????

What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock! ??????????

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ????????????

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ????????????

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus! ????????????

What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty ?????????????

Why are elephants so wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron! ????????????????

What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog! ??????????????

What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A milk dud. ?????????????????

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ????????????????????

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker. ????????????????

When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When the punchline is a parent. ??????????????????????

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide. ???????????????????

What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A cool coconut. ????????????????

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school. ????????????

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet. ???????????????????

What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed. ????????????????

What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock. ?????????????????

What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates! ???????????????????

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m changing! ????????????????

What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! ????????????

Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well! ????????????????

Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero! ?????????????

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! ???????????????