How does the ocean say hello? It waves! ๐๐๐
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock! โฐ๐๐ฐ๏ธ
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐บ๐ถ
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฆท๐ฌ
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus! ๐ฆ๐๐
What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty ๐ฆทโฐ๐๐
Why are elephants so wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron! ๐๐๐ ๐
What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog! ๐ถโ๏ธ๐๐
What do you call a cow that canโt moo? A milk dud. ๐ฎโ๐๐ฅ๐
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐งฅ๐
What do you call a duck that gets all Aโs? A wise quacker. ๐ฆ๐๐๐คฃ
When does a joke become a โdadโ joke? When the punchline is a parent. ๐จโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐๐
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide. ๐ง๐โโ๏ธ๐๐
What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A cool coconut. ๐ฅฅ๐๐ด๐
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school. ๐ง๐ซ๐
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasnโt born yet. ๐ฆ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐๐
What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed. ๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ณ๐
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock. ๐๐๐ฐ๏ธ๐
What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งน๐ ๐คฃ
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look! Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐๐๐
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! ๐ข๐๐
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldnโt see that well! ๐ด๐๐ง๐
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero! ๐ถ๏ธ๐น๐
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐