210+ Funny Hilarious Birthday Jokes For Kids - Linepoetry

What does a turtle do on its birthday????????? Shell-ebrates.

How do pickles celebrate their birthday????????? They relish it.

What kind of cake do ghosts like? ???????? I Scream Cake.

What did the cake say to the ice cream? ???????? You're cool.

What do clams like to do on their birthdays????????? Shell-ebrate.

What kind of music is bad for balloons? ?????????? Pop.

Why did the robber break into the bakery????????? She heard the cakes were rich.

Why did we have to send the cake to the doctor? ???????? It was feeling crumby.

Did the teddy bear want cake on his birthday????????? No, he was stuffed.

Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one????????? No, they both burn shorter.

Why did the cupcake go to the doctor's office? ???????? It was feeling crumby.

Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer????????? She wanted to ice it.

What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday??????????? It's roar birthday!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? ???????? Aye matey.

What goes up but never comes down????????? Your age.

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday????????? Hoppy Birthday!

What did one pea say to the other on its birthday? ????????“Hap-pea birthday.”

How does a tea bag wish its friend a happy birthday? ????????“Happy birthday best-tea!”

What do computers want for their birthdays? ????????An upgrade.

What do you get when you eat an entire birthday cake????????? A stomach ache.

What did the ocean say to the birthday boy????????? Nothing, it just waved.

What’s the best thing to say to a cheese-lover???????? on their birthday? “Hap-brie birthday!”

How come you didn’t get me a birthday present? ????????You did say I should surprise you, right?

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday party? ????????Things got pretty sappy!