210+ Funny Hilarious Birthday Jokes For Kids - Linepoetry

What does a turtle do on its birthday?😂😂 Shell-ebrates.

How do pickles celebrate their birthday?🎂🎂 They relish it.

What kind of cake do ghosts like? 🎁🎁 I Scream Cake.

What did the cake say to the ice cream? 🤡🤡 You're cool.

What do clams like to do on their birthdays?🍰🍰 Shell-ebrate.

What kind of music is bad for balloons? 🕯️🕯️ Pop.

Why did the robber break into the bakery?🎂🎂 She heard the cakes were rich.

Why did we have to send the cake to the doctor? 😂😂 It was feeling crumby.

Did the teddy bear want cake on his birthday?🎁🎁 No, he was stuffed.

Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one?🍰🍰 No, they both burn shorter.

Why did the cupcake go to the doctor's office? 🎂🎂 It was feeling crumby.

Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?🤡🤡 She wanted to ice it.

What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?🕯️🕯️ It's roar birthday!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? 🍰🍰 Aye matey.

What goes up but never comes down?😂😂 Your age.

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?🎂🎂 Hoppy Birthday!

What did one pea say to the other on its birthday? 🎁🎁“Hap-pea birthday.”

How does a tea bag wish its friend a happy birthday? 🍰🍰“Happy birthday best-tea!”

What do computers want for their birthdays? 🤡🤡An upgrade.

What do you get when you eat an entire birthday cake?🎂🎂 A stomach ache.

What did the ocean say to the birthday boy?😂😂 Nothing, it just waved.

What’s the best thing to say to a cheese-lover🎁🎁 on their birthday? “Hap-brie birthday!”

How come you didn’t get me a birthday present? 🍰🍰You did say I should surprise you, right?

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday party? 😂😂Things got pretty sappy!