420+ Hilarious Jokes For Adults With Answers - Linepoetry
Funny Jokes For Adults: Knock Knock Short & Hilarious Funny Jokes For Adults Send To Your Adult Friend To Make Them Laugh & Proud To Be Mature
What did one butt cheek say to the😁😁 other? Together we can stop this sh*t.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?🙃🙃 Because they need a better grip.
Want to know a proven way a😋😋 man and woman can be friends without s3x? Marriage.
Want to know how to fit 71🙂🙂 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What’s the best thing about😁😁 gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes
What’s still together after😘😘 all the sh*t they’ve been through? Your butt cheeks.
What do mice and gay people have🙃🙃 in common? They are both enemies of pussies
How are men the same as diapers? 😬😬They are full of crap but gladly disposable
How is a woman and a road alike😋😋? They both got manholes
Is there a way to get the🥴🥴 pool table to laugh? Yes, just coddle its balls.
When a dick and potato are😁😁 crossed, what do you get? A dictator
What will you get if you stroke😬😬 Santa’s nuts? A white Christmas
What do bricks and penis😘😘 have in common? They both need to be hard to work properly.
What should you do when 🙂🙂your cat dies? Just play with your neighbor’s pussy
If circumcision is done poorly and😬😬 cheaply, what do you call that?-a bloody rip-off
What does being born in September🙃🙃 mean? Well, it means your parents started the year with a bang.
What do you think is the😋😋 name of Moby Dick’s dad? Papa Boner
Ever heard of the movie🥴🥴 called constipated? Well, it never premiered.
What name do you give to a😁😁 country where everyone is pissed off-urination.
What’s the best help you can 🙂🙂give to a constipating person? Well, scare the shit outta them
If a threesome is with three 😘😘people and a twosome with two, do you now understand why people call you ‘handsome’
What would you call a🥴🥴 hooker with her hand up her skirt? Self-employed
Do you know bees 😋😋 that make milk? Boo-bees!
