420+ Hilarious Jokes For Adults With Answers - Linepoetry
Funny Jokes For Adults: Knock Knock Short & Hilarious Funny Jokes For Adults Send To Your Adult Friend To Make Them Laugh & Proud To Be Mature
What did one butt cheek say to the???????? other? Together we can stop this sh*t.
Why don’t witches wear underwear????????? Because they need a better grip.
Want to know a proven way a???????? man and woman can be friends without s3x? Marriage.
Want to know how to fit 71???????? people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What has 148 teeth and???????? holding back a monster? My zipper.
What’s the best thing about???????? gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes
What’s still together after???????? all the sh*t they’ve been through? Your butt cheeks.
What do mice and gay people have???????? in common? They are both enemies of pussies
How are men the same as diapers? ????????They are full of crap but gladly disposable
How is a woman and a road alike????????? They both got manholes
Is there a way to get the???????? pool table to laugh? Yes, just coddle its balls.
When a dick and potato are???????? crossed, what do you get? A dictator
What will you get if you stroke???????? Santa’s nuts? A white Christmas
What do bricks and penis???????? have in common? They both need to be hard to work properly.
What should you do when ????????your cat dies? Just play with your neighbor’s pussy
If circumcision is done poorly and???????? cheaply, what do you call that?-a bloody rip-off
What does being born in September???????? mean? Well, it means your parents started the year with a bang.
What do you think is the???????? name of Moby Dick’s dad? Papa Boner
Ever heard of the movie???????? called constipated? Well, it never premiered.
What name do you give to a???????? country where everyone is pissed off-urination.
What’s the best help you can ????????give to a constipating person? Well, scare the shit outta them
If a threesome is with three ????????people and a twosome with two, do you now understand why people call you ‘handsome’
What would you call a???????? hooker with her hand up her skirt? Self-employed
Do you know bees ???????? that make milk? Boo-bees!