420+ Hilarious Jokes For Adults With Answers - Linepoetry

What did one butt cheek say to the😁😁 other? Together we can stop this sh*t.

Why don’t witches wear underwear?🙃🙃 Because they need a better grip.

Want to know a proven way a😋😋 man and woman can be friends without s3x? Marriage.

Want to know how to fit 71🙂🙂 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

What’s the best thing about😁😁 gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes

What’s still together after😘😘 all the sh*t they’ve been through? Your butt cheeks.

What do mice and gay people have🙃🙃 in common? They are both enemies of pussies

How are men the same as diapers? 😬😬They are full of crap but gladly disposable

How is a woman and a road alike😋😋? They both got manholes

Is there a way to get the🥴🥴 pool table to laugh? Yes, just coddle its balls.

When a dick and potato are😁😁 crossed, what do you get? A dictator

What will you get if you stroke😬😬 Santa’s nuts? A white Christmas

What do bricks and penis😘😘 have in common? They both need to be hard to work properly.

What should you do when 🙂🙂your cat dies? Just play with your neighbor’s pussy

If circumcision is done poorly and😬😬 cheaply, what do you call that?-a bloody rip-off

What does being born in September🙃🙃 mean? Well, it means your parents started the year with a bang.

What do you think is the😋😋 name of Moby Dick’s dad? Papa Boner

Ever heard of the movie🥴🥴 called constipated? Well, it never premiered.

What name do you give to a😁😁 country where everyone is pissed off-urination.

What’s the best help you can 🙂🙂give to a constipating person? Well, scare the shit outta them

If a threesome is with three 😘😘people and a twosome with two, do you now understand why people call you ‘handsome’

What would you call a🥴🥴 hooker with her hand up her skirt? Self-employed

Do you know bees 😋😋 that make milk? Boo-bees!