How did the blonde die ice fishing?😜😜 She was hit by the zamboni.
I told my friend 10 jokes to get 🙂🙂him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
How did the hipster burn his mouth😁😁? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
I poured root beer in a square glass🥴🥴. Now I just have beer.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college🤢🤢? Because it has a million degrees!
What does a pepper do 🙂🙂when it’s angry? It gets jalapeño face!
What do you call a train carrying bubblegum🙃🙃? A chew-chew train.
How do you make a tissue dance😁😁? You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the tomato blush?😜😜 Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears🥴🥴? The don’t meet the koalafications.
Why were they called the Dark 🤢🤢Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why were they called the 🙂🙂Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I got my husband a fridge for his🤢🤢 birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
Why was the tomato red? Because🙃🙃 he saw the salad dressing.
How does a farmer mend his overalls😁😁? With cabbage patches.
I used to be addicted to not showering🥴🥴. Luckily, I've been clean for five years.
What does the world's top dentist😜😜 get? A little plaque.
What's a balloon's least 🙂🙂favorite type of music? Pop.
What's the easiest way to🤢🤢 get straight As? Use a ruler.
People think "icy" is the easiest 🙃🙃word to spell. Come to think of it, I see why.
How does a dog stop a video?🥴🥴 By hitting the paws button!
How many tickles does it take😁😁 to make an Octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
What bow can't be tied? 😜😜A rainbow!
What is the best day to go to 🙂🙂the beach? Sunday, of course!