320+ Short Clean Jokes That Actually Are Funny - Linepoetry
Funny Jokes Clean: List Of Funniest Short Clean Jokes For Kids, Adults, Family & Friends That You Can Share To Anyone To Make Them Laugh
How did the blonde die ice fishing????????? She was hit by the zamboni.
I told my friend 10 jokes to get ????????him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
How did the hipster burn his mouth????????? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
I poured root beer in a square glass????????. Now I just have beer.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college????????? Because it has a million degrees!
What does a pepper do ????????when it’s angry? It gets jalapeño face!
What do you call a train carrying bubblegum????????? A chew-chew train.
How do you make a tissue dance????????? You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the tomato blush????????? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears????????? The don’t meet the koalafications.
Why were they called the Dark ????????Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why were they called the ????????Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I got my husband a fridge for his???????? birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
Why was the tomato red? Because???????? he saw the salad dressing.
How does a farmer mend his overalls????????? With cabbage patches.
I used to be addicted to not showering????????. Luckily, I've been clean for five years.
What does the world's top dentist???????? get? A little plaque.
What's a balloon's least ????????favorite type of music? Pop.
What's the easiest way to???????? get straight As? Use a ruler.
People think "icy" is the easiest ????????word to spell. Come to think of it, I see why.
How does a dog stop a video????????? By hitting the paws button!
How many tickles does it take???????? to make an Octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
What bow can't be tied? ????????A rainbow!
What is the best day to go to ????????the beach? Sunday, of course!