Why can’t you trust snowmen? 😂😂They’re real flakes.
How do you decorate a snowman’s cake?😃😃 Lots of icing.
What do yeti on diets eat?😁😁 Iceberg lettuce.
What did one skier say to the other?😜😜 “Alpine for you when you’re gone.”
Why is it hard to ski after a fresh snow?😂😂 With great powder comes great responsibility.
Why is Frosty never late?😃😃 Time waits for snow man.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.🤣🤣 It’s frost come, frost served.
Why do Klingons prefer winter for cooking? 😂😂Their dishes are best served cold.
Did you hear about the snowman spy? 😁😁He has a license to chill.
What do you call a snowman in summer?😃😃 A puddle.
Why was the blanket discouraged? 😜😜The snuggle is real.
Why are winter days great? 😂😂They’re snow much fun!
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?🤣🤣 “Have an ice day!”
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?😃😃 Iced tea.
Where do snowmen love to dance?😁😁 At a snow ball.
Where do snowmen put their money?😂😂 Snowbanks.
What is a snowman’s favorite snack?😜😜 Ice krispies treats.
How do mountains stay warm?😃😃 They put on their snowcaps.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? 😂😂Icy you!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? 😁😁A cookie sheet!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?😜😜 Snow.
What did the icy road say to the car? 😃😃“Want to go for a spin?”
What do snowmen call their offspring?😂😂 Chill-dren.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?😁😁 A puddle.