Why canβt you trust snowmen? ππTheyβre real flakes.
How do you decorate a snowmanβs cake?ππ Lots of icing.
What do yeti on diets eat?ππ Iceberg lettuce.
What did one skier say to the other?ππ βAlpine for you when youβre gone.β
Why is it hard to ski after a fresh snow?ππ With great powder comes great responsibility.
Why is Frosty never late?ππ Time waits for snow man.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.π€£π€£ Itβs frost come, frost served.
Why do Klingons prefer winter for cooking? ππTheir dishes are best served cold.
Did you hear about the snowman spy? ππHe has a license to chill.
What do you call a snowman in summer?ππ A puddle.
Why was the blanket discouraged? ππThe snuggle is real.
Why are winter days great? ππTheyβre snow much fun!
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?π€£π€£ βHave an ice day!β
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite drink?ππ Iced tea.
Where do snowmen love to dance?ππ At a snow ball.
Where do snowmen put their money?ππ Snowbanks.
What is a snowmanβs favorite snack?ππ Ice krispies treats.
How do mountains stay warm?ππ They put on their snowcaps.
Knock, knock. Whoβs there? Icy. Icy who? ππIcy you!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? ππA cookie sheet!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?ππ Snow.
What did the icy road say to the car? ππβWant to go for a spin?β
What do snowmen call their offspring?ππ Chill-dren.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?ππ A puddle.