Why can’t you trust snowmen? ????????They’re real flakes.
How do you decorate a snowman’s cake????????? Lots of icing.
What do yeti on diets eat????????? Iceberg lettuce.
What did one skier say to the other????????? “Alpine for you when you’re gone.”
Why is it hard to ski after a fresh snow????????? With great powder comes great responsibility.
Why is Frosty never late????????? Time waits for snow man.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.???????? It’s frost come, frost served.
Why do Klingons prefer winter for cooking? ????????Their dishes are best served cold.
Did you hear about the snowman spy? ????????He has a license to chill.
What do you call a snowman in summer????????? A puddle.
Why was the blanket discouraged? ????????The snuggle is real.
Why are winter days great? ????????They’re snow much fun!
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman????????? “Have an ice day!”
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink????????? Iced tea.
Where do snowmen love to dance????????? At a snow ball.
Where do snowmen put their money????????? Snowbanks.
What is a snowman’s favorite snack????????? Ice krispies treats.
How do mountains stay warm????????? They put on their snowcaps.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? ????????Icy you!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? ????????A cookie sheet!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt????????? Snow.
What did the icy road say to the car? ????????“Want to go for a spin?”
What do snowmen call their offspring????????? Chill-dren.
What do you call a snowman in the summer????????? A puddle.