Best-Ever Jokes For 9-10 Year Olds: Spark Joy And Laughter
Jokes For 9-10 Year Olds: Our Jokes Will Entertain Your Kids And Make Them Smile All Day With Fun Jokes For Endless Giggles.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects! 🎶🔪
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it felt crummy! 🍪🤒
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! 🌴✋
What did the pig say on a hot day? I’m bacon! 🐷🔥
What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A milk dud. 🐮🥛
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. ☁️🩲
Why is a football stadium always cold? It has lots of fans! 🏟️❄️
What kind of lion doesn't roar? A dandelion. 🌼🦁
What’s an alligator in a vest called? An investigator. 🐊🕵️♂️
What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite! 😂
Why did the police play baseball? He wanted to get a catch! ⚾👮♂️
What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed. 🚽😊
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock. 🕒🔧
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. ☁️🩲
What type of music do whales listen to? Orca-stra. 🐋🎶
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏆
What's brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on holiday! 🥥😎🏖️
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! 🌴✋
What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed! 🚽😊
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork! 🦕🐖