How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ????????
Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects! ????????
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it felt crummy! ????????
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! ?????
What did the pig say on a hot day? I’m bacon! ????????
What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A milk dud. ????????
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ????????????
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ????????
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. ??????
Why is a football stadium always cold? It has lots of fans! ???????
What kind of lion doesn't roar? A dandelion. ????????
What’s an alligator in a vest called? An investigator. ????????????
What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite! ????
Why did the police play baseball? He wanted to get a catch! ????????
What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed. ????????
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock. ????????
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. ??????
What type of music do whales listen to? Orca-stra. ????????
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill! ????????
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field! ????????
What's brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on holiday! ?????????????
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! ?????
What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed! ????????
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork! ????????