Why was the broom late? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrrrrt skills! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐จ
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems! ๐๐ข
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ณ๐ฌ
What will you name a sad strawberry? A blueberry ๐๐ข๐ต
How will you treat a sick lemon? Give him some Lemon-Aid! ๐๐ง
Why is telling jokes about pizza hilarious? Theyโre too cheesy. ๐๐
Why did the banana need medication? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ท
What happened to the ice cream van? It melted ๐ฆ๐ฅ
What should you drink while singing nursery rhymes? Hot Cocomelon. ๐น๐ถ
What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque. ๐ฆท๐
What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world? A stamp. โ๏ธ๐
Why was the mushroom the life of the party? It was a fungi. ๐๐
Why did the police play baseball? He wanted to get a catch! โพ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone ๐๐จ
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat. ๐ฆโพ
How do you talk to a giant? Use big words. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. ๐โ๏ธ
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you. ๐โค๏ธ
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school. ๐ซ
Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon! ๐๐๐
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ท
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck! ๐