Why was the broom late? It swept in! ?????
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrrrrt skills! ???????????
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems! ????????
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ?????
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! ????????
What will you name a sad strawberry? A blueberry ????????????
How will you treat a sick lemon? Give him some Lemon-Aid! ????????
Why is telling jokes about pizza hilarious? They’re too cheesy. ????????
Why did the banana need medication? It wasn’t peeling well! ????????
What happened to the ice cream van? It melted ????????
What should you drink while singing nursery rhymes? Hot Cocomelon. ????????
What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque. ????????
What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world? A stamp. ??????
Why was the mushroom the life of the party? It was a fungi. ????????
Why did the police play baseball? He wanted to get a catch! ????????
What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone ????????
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat. ?????
How do you talk to a giant? Use big words. ????????????
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. ??????
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you. ??????
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school. ????
Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon! ????????????
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! ????????
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck! ????