Why did the bicycle fall over? ???? It was two-tired!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? ???? Because she’ll let it go!
What kind of tree fits in your hand? ???? A palm tree!
What season is it when you’re on a trampoline? ???? Spring-time!
What’s the king of the pencil case? ?? The ruler.
How do cows stay up to date? ???? They read the moos-paper. ????
How do you make a lemon drop? ???? Just let it fall!
Why did the kid cross the playground? ???? To get to the other slide!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder? ???? To reach the high notes!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? ???? A thesaurus!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? ?????? Frostbite!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? ???? An investigator!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours? ???? Nacho cheese!
How do you catch a squirrel? ????? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What’s a cat’s favorite color? ???? Purrr-ple!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? ???? They don’t have the guts!
What do you call a sleeping bull? ???? A bulldozer!
Why did the student eat his homework? ???? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
How do you make a tissue dance? ???? You put a little boogie in it!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? ???? Because it felt crumbly!
Why can’t you play hide and seek with mountains? ?? Because they always peak!
Why did the math book look so worried? ???? It had too many problems.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? ???? Because then they’d be called bagels!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? ???? A stick!