Funny 3rd Grade Jokes That Will Make You Laugh - LinePoetry
3rd Grade Jokes: The Collection Of Our 3rd-grade Jokes Will Bring Joy, Happiness, Excitement, And Entertainment, And Is Guaranteed To Bring A Smile To Your Face
Why did the bicycle fall over? 🚲 It was two-tired!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? 🎈 Because she’ll let it go!
What kind of tree fits in your hand? 🌳 A palm tree!
What season is it when you’re on a trampoline? 🤸 Spring-time!
What’s the king of the pencil case? ✏️ The ruler.
How do cows stay up to date? 🐄 They read the moos-paper. 📰
How do you make a lemon drop? 🍋 Just let it fall!
Why did the kid cross the playground? 🛝 To get to the other slide!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder? 🎵 To reach the high notes!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? 🦕 A thesaurus!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? ☃️🧛 Frostbite!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? 🐊 An investigator!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours? 🧀 Nacho cheese!
How do you catch a squirrel? 🐿️ Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What’s a cat’s favorite color? 🐱 Purrr-ple!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? 💀 They don’t have the guts!
What do you call a sleeping bull? 😴 A bulldozer!
Why did the student eat his homework? 📚 Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
How do you make a tissue dance? 🤧 You put a little boogie in it!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? 🍪 Because it felt crumbly!
Why can’t you play hide and seek with mountains? ⛰️ Because they always peak!
Why did the math book look so worried? 📘 It had too many problems.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? 🦅 Because then they’d be called bagels!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? 🪃 A stick!