Which is faster? Hot or cold?😬😬 Hot. You can easily catch a cold.
What do you call a dinosaur fart?😜😜 A blast from the past.
What does a cloud wear under😄😄 a raincoat? Thunderwear.
What kind of lion doesn't roar? 😃😃A dandelion.
Why did the kid cross the playground?😎😎 To get to the other slide.
What do you call a fake noodle?😳😳 An impasta!
What is brown, hairy, and wears😺😺 sunglasses? A cool coconut.
Why did the student eat his homework?😃😃 Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
What did the microwave say to the😜😜 other microwave? Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?
Why did the police play baseball?😬😬 He wanted to get a catch!
What do you call a cow that can’t moo?😄😄 A milk dud.
What do snakes like to study in school?😺😺 Hissss-tory!
Where do hamburgers go dancing?😜😜 A meat ball!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?😳😳 In case he got a hole in one!
Why can’t an egg tell a joke?😃😃 It will crack up!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?😬😬 With a pumpkin patch!
Why do hummingbirds hum?😄😄 Because they don’t know the words!
What is a computer programmer’s favorite snack?😎😎 Computer chips!
What do you call a cow who gets her😳😳 way all the time? Spoiled milk!
What do you call two banana peels?😜😜 A pair of slippers!
Why did the computer sneeze?😺😺 Because it had a virus!
Why did the man put sugar on his pillow?😃😃 He wanted to have sweet dreams!
What do you call the horse that😄😄 lives next door? Your neighbor!
What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?😬😬 A corn field.