400+ Hilarious Funny Jokes For Kids To Bring Cute Smile
Funny Jokes For Kids: 400 Funny & Knock Knock Jokes For Kids To Make The Whole Family Laughing And Send To Make Your Relative Family Joyful & Laughed
Which is faster? Hot or cold????????? Hot. You can easily catch a cold.
What do you call a dinosaur fart????????? A blast from the past.
What does a cloud wear under???????? a raincoat? Thunderwear.
What kind of lion doesn't roar? ????????A dandelion.
Why did the kid cross the playground????????? To get to the other slide.
What do you call a fake noodle????????? An impasta!
What is brown, hairy, and wears???????? sunglasses? A cool coconut.
Why did the student eat his homework????????? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
What did the microwave say to the???????? other microwave? Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?
Why did the police play baseball????????? He wanted to get a catch!
What do you call a cow that can’t moo????????? A milk dud.
What do snakes like to study in school????????? Hissss-tory!
Where do hamburgers go dancing????????? A meat ball!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants????????? In case he got a hole in one!
Why can’t an egg tell a joke????????? It will crack up!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin????????? With a pumpkin patch!
Why do hummingbirds hum????????? Because they don’t know the words!
What is a computer programmer’s favorite snack????????? Computer chips!
What do you call a cow who gets her???????? way all the time? Spoiled milk!
What do you call two banana peels????????? A pair of slippers!
Why did the computer sneeze????????? Because it had a virus!
Why did the man put sugar on his pillow????????? He wanted to have sweet dreams!
What do you call the horse that???????? lives next door? Your neighbor!
What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing????????? A corn field.