Which is faster? Hot or cold?π¬π¬ Hot. You can easily catch a cold.
What do you call a dinosaur fart?ππ A blast from the past.
What does a cloud wear underππ a raincoat? Thunderwear.
What kind of lion doesn't roar? ππA dandelion.
Why did the kid cross the playground?ππ To get to the other slide.
What do you call a fake noodle?π³π³ An impasta!
What is brown, hairy, and wearsπΊπΊ sunglasses? A cool coconut.
Why did the student eat his homework?ππ Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
What did the microwave say to theππ other microwave? Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?
Why did the police play baseball?π¬π¬ He wanted to get a catch!
What do you call a cow that canβt moo?ππ A milk dud.
What do snakes like to study in school?πΊπΊ Hissss-tory!
Where do hamburgers go dancing?ππ A meat ball!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?π³π³ In case he got a hole in one!
Why canβt an egg tell a joke?ππ It will crack up!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?π¬π¬ With a pumpkin patch!
Why do hummingbirds hum?ππ Because they donβt know the words!
What is a computer programmerβs favorite snack?ππ Computer chips!
What do you call a cow who gets herπ³π³ way all the time? Spoiled milk!
What do you call two banana peels?ππ A pair of slippers!
Why did the computer sneeze?πΊπΊ Because it had a virus!
Why did the man put sugar on his pillow?ππ He wanted to have sweet dreams!
What do you call the horse thatππ lives next door? Your neighbor!
What has a ton of ears but canβt hear a thing?π¬π¬ A corn field.