200+ Yo Mama Jokes For Kids & Adults To Make Laugh In 2024

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that???????? when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.

Yo mama glasses are so thick that when???????? she looks on a map, she can see people waving.

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last???????? place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so lazy, she’s got a remote???????? control just to operate her remote.

Yo mama so nasty, I called her to say hello????????, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so confused, when they said???????? it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama so short, people thought she???????? was a Funko Pop.

Yo mama so short, she has to slam???????? dunk her bus fare.

Yo mama so strict, she locked you ????????up in a tower.

Yo mama so strict, she grounded you???????? for getting a silver medal.

Yo mama so bad at directions, when she ????????saw the “Disneyland left” sign, she went home.

Yo mama so silly, she thought Dunkin’???????? Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so American, her birthday???????? song is the National Anthem.

Yo mama so dumb, she put lipstick on???????? her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so hot, she makes???????? jalapeños cry.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate???????? says expired on it.

Yo mama so lazy, she stuck her nose???????? out the window and let the wind blow it.

Yo mama so nasty, she went swimming ????????and made the Dead Sea.

Yo mama so confused, she tried to ????????eat Eminem the rapper.

Yo mama so scary, she made One???????? Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate???????? is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so funny, she thought KFC ????????was UFC for chickens.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Twitter ????????was social media for birds.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler???????? to bed to see how long she slept.