200+ Yo Mama Jokes For Kids & Adults To Make Laugh In 2024

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that🤣🤣 when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.

Yo mama glasses are so thick that when😂😂 she looks on a map, she can see people waving.

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last😃😃 place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so lazy, she’s got a remote😁😁 control just to operate her remote.

Yo mama so nasty, I called her to say hello😜😜, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so confused, when they said🤣🤣 it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama so short, people thought she😂😂 was a Funko Pop.

Yo mama so short, she has to slam😃😃 dunk her bus fare.

Yo mama so strict, she locked you 😁😁up in a tower.

Yo mama so strict, she grounded you🤣🤣 for getting a silver medal.

Yo mama so bad at directions, when she 😜😜saw the “Disneyland left” sign, she went home.

Yo mama so silly, she thought Dunkin’😂😂 Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so American, her birthday🤣🤣 song is the National Anthem.

Yo mama so dumb, she put lipstick on😃😃 her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so hot, she makes😁😁 jalapeños cry.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate😂😂 says expired on it.

Yo mama so lazy, she stuck her nose🤣🤣 out the window and let the wind blow it.

Yo mama so nasty, she went swimming 😃😃and made the Dead Sea.

Yo mama so confused, she tried to 😁😁eat Eminem the rapper.

Yo mama so scary, she made One😂😂 Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate🤣🤣 is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so funny, she thought KFC 😃😃was UFC for chickens.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Twitter 😂😂was social media for birds.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler🤣🤣 to bed to see how long she slept.