200+ Yo Mama Jokes For Kids & Adults To Make Laugh In 2024

Yo mama house so small, you have 😂😂to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama so tall, she tripped over a rock😃😃 and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so ridiculous, she thought a😁😁 quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so tall, she tripped in Michigan🤣🤣 and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so evil, the devil sold his soul 😃😃to her.

Yo mama so rich, even her yacht😂😂 has a yacht.

Yo mama so scary, she threw a😜😜 boomerang, and it refused to come back.

Yo mama house so dirty, she has to wipe😁😁 her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama so funny, she went to the dentist to🤣🤣 get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama teeth so yellow, I can’t believe😂😂 it’s not butter.

Yo mama so silly, she put airbags on her😃😃 computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so strict, she wants you home😜😜 before, during, and after dark.

Yo mama so literal, she stared at a cup 😁😁of orange juice for 12 hours because it said, “concentrate.”

Yo mama so dumb, she plays pool in her 😂😂bathing suit.

Yo mama so old that when she was in 😃😃school, there was no history class.

Yo mama so klutzy, she tripped over a 😜😜cordless phone.

Yo mama so American, she sued McDonald’s 🤣🤣for selling French fries.

Yo mama so depressing, blues singers😂😂 come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.

Yo mama so American, she deep-fries😃😃 her toothpaste.

o mama so scary, the government moved 😁😁Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama’s bag is so cluttered it’s like the😂😂 inside of a dollar store in there.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at😜😜 The Last Supper.

o mama so scary, you thought the monsters😃😃 in your closet were friends.

Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum😂😂 and the alarm went off.