How do you call an Eskimo cow????????? An eskimoo.
When is a polar bear not a polar bear????????? When it’s in a grizzly mood!
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night????????? Starfish!
What do you call a penguin with no eye????????? A pengun!
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer????????? I.C.
How does a Snowman get to work????????? By icicle.
How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story????? A bit shaken up!
How do you build a snow fort? ????????You igloo it together.
What do snowmen wear on their heads????????? Ice caps!
Where do snowmen put their money? ????????Snowbanks.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades????????? A snowmobile!
How do you know when it’s too cold for a picnic? ????????When you chip your tooth on the soup!
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink????????? Iced tea.
Where do snowmen love to dance? ????????At a snow ball.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? ????????A snow-fake!
What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy????????? Snowcaps.
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? ????????Frost-bite
What sort of cakes do snowmen like? ????????The ones with thick icing.
Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow? ????????She liked playing cool jazz.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed????????? A cookie sheet!
What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt????????? Snow.
What do snowmen eat for lunch????????? Icebergers.
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? ????????A snowball!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman????????? Can you smell carrot?