How do you call an Eskimo cow?😂😂 An eskimoo.
When is a polar bear not a polar bear?😋😋 When it’s in a grizzly mood!
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?😁😁 Starfish!
What do you call a penguin with no eye?😂😂 A pengun!
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?😃😃 I.C.
How does a Snowman get to work?😋😋 By icicle.
How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story?😁 A bit shaken up!
How do you build a snow fort? 😂😂You igloo it together.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?😃😃 Ice caps!
Where do snowmen put their money? 😁😁Snowbanks.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?😋😋 A snowmobile!
How do you know when it’s too cold for a picnic? 😂😂When you chip your tooth on the soup!
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?😃😃 Iced tea.
Where do snowmen love to dance? 😁😁At a snow ball.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? 😂😂A snow-fake!
What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?😃😃 Snowcaps.
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? 😋😋Frost-bite
What sort of cakes do snowmen like? 😁😁The ones with thick icing.
Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow? 😂😂She liked playing cool jazz.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?😃😃 A cookie sheet!
What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?😋😋 Snow.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?😂😂 Icebergers.
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? 😃😃A snowball!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?😂😂 Can you smell carrot?