How do you call an Eskimo cow?ππ An eskimoo.
When is a polar bear not a polar bear?ππ When itβs in a grizzly mood!
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?ππ Starfish!
What do you call a penguin with no eye?ππ A pengun!
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?ππ I.C.
How does a Snowman get to work?ππ By icicle.
How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story?π A bit shaken up!
How do you build a snow fort? ππYou igloo it together.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?ππ Ice caps!
Where do snowmen put their money? ππSnowbanks.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?ππ A snowmobile!
How do you know when itβs too cold for a picnic? ππWhen you chip your tooth on the soup!
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite drink?ππ Iced tea.
Where do snowmen love to dance? ππAt a snow ball.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? ππA snow-fake!
What is a mountainβs favorite type of candy?ππ Snowcaps.
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? ππFrost-bite
What sort of cakes do snowmen like? ππThe ones with thick icing.
Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow? ππShe liked playing cool jazz.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?ππ A cookie sheet!
What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?ππ Snow.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?ππ Icebergers.
What kind of ball doesnβt bounce? ππA snowball!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?ππ Can you smell carrot?