What is the best day😇😇 to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What did the nose😂😂 say to the finger? Quit picking on me!
What is worse🤣🤣 than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
Is this pool safe🤪🤪 for diving? It deep ends.
What do you call😹😹 a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What happens😇😇 to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
How do mountains 😹😹stay warm in the winter? Snowcaps.
It's always windy😂😂 in a sports arena. All those fans.
Have you heard the🤣🤣 one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
Some people eat snails🤪🤪. They must not like fast food.
What time does a duck😇😇 wake up? The quack of down.
Where do hamburgers🤣🤣 take their sweethearts on Valentine's Day to dance? The Meat Ball!
Why does Humpty😂😂 Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
Which rock group😹😹 has four guys who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore.
How do you look for🤪🤪 Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints.
A group of crows🤣🤣 was arrested for hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder.
What do you get when😂😂 you pour root beer into a square cup? Beer.
Why did the taxi driver😇😇 get fired? Passengers didn't like it when she went the extra mile.
I saw a movie about 🤪🤪how ships are put together. It was riveting.
I couldn't figure out😹😹 why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why don't koalas🤣🤣 count as bears? They don't have the right koalafications.
What should you do😂😂 if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.
Want to hear a roof joke?🤪🤪 The first one's on the house.
A man walks into a😇😇 library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!"