320+ Short Clean Jokes That Actually Are Funny - Linepoetry

What is the best day😇😇 to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

What did the nose😂😂 say to the finger? Quit picking on me!

What is worse🤣🤣 than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!

Is this pool safe🤪🤪 for diving? It deep ends.

What do you call😹😹 a pile of kittens? A meowntain.

What happens😇😇 to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

How do mountains 😹😹stay warm in the winter? Snowcaps.

It's always windy😂😂 in a sports arena. All those fans.

Have you heard the🤣🤣 one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

Some people eat snails🤪🤪. They must not like fast food.

What time does a duck😇😇 wake up? The quack of down.

Where do hamburgers🤣🤣 take their sweethearts on Valentine's Day to dance? The Meat Ball!

Why does Humpty😂😂 Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

Which rock group😹😹 has four guys who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore.

How do you look for🤪🤪 Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints.

A group of crows🤣🤣 was arrested for hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder.

What do you get when😂😂 you pour root beer into a square cup? Beer.

Why did the taxi driver😇😇 get fired? Passengers didn't like it when she went the extra mile.

I saw a movie about 🤪🤪how ships are put together. It was riveting.

I couldn't figure out😹😹 why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why don't koalas🤣🤣 count as bears? They don't have the right koalafications.

What should you do😂😂 if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.

Want to hear a roof joke?🤪🤪 The first one's on the house.

A man walks into a😇😇 library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!"