What is the best day???????? to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What did the nose???????? say to the finger? Quit picking on me!
What is worse???????? than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
Is this pool safe???????? for diving? It deep ends.
What do you call???????? a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What happens???????? to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
How do mountains ????????stay warm in the winter? Snowcaps.
It's always windy???????? in a sports arena. All those fans.
Have you heard the???????? one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
Some people eat snails????????. They must not like fast food.
What time does a duck???????? wake up? The quack of down.
Where do hamburgers???????? take their sweethearts on Valentine's Day to dance? The Meat Ball!
Why does Humpty???????? Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
Which rock group???????? has four guys who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore.
How do you look for???????? Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints.
A group of crows???????? was arrested for hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder.
What do you get when???????? you pour root beer into a square cup? Beer.
Why did the taxi driver???????? get fired? Passengers didn't like it when she went the extra mile.
I saw a movie about ????????how ships are put together. It was riveting.
I couldn't figure out???????? why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why don't koalas???????? count as bears? They don't have the right koalafications.
What should you do???????? if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.
Want to hear a roof joke????????? The first one's on the house.
A man walks into a???????? library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!"