How did the blonde try to kill the bird? ????????She threw it off a cliff.
What is the definition of gross ignorance????????? 144 blondes.
Where do blondes go to meet their relatives????????? The vegetable garden.
How did the blond burn her ear? ????The phone rang while she was ironing.
How do you brainwash a blonde?????????Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio????????? She didn’t want one for nights.
Why is it that blondes rarely get sick? ????????It’s because viruses also have their pride.
What is the name of a blonde who has a brain? ????????A golden retriever.
What do you call a blond who dyed her???????? hair brown? Artificial intelligence.
Why do blondes never suffer from headaches????????? Simple answer – no brain, no pain.
What can you do to confuse a blonde????????? Nothing. Blonde people are born that way.
A blonde ran with the bike because???????? she thought it was going too fast to get on it.
Why do blondes wear panties????????? They are trying to get their ankles warmed up.
Why did the blonde sell her car? ????????She needed gas money.
How do you kill a blonde????????? Put a knife in her hand and tell her to hug herself.
How do you confuse a blonde????????? You don’t. They’re born that way.
Why do blondes love boob jobs? ????????It’s really the only job they’re qualified for.
How do you keep a blonde busy? ????????Write “flip” on both sides of a sheet of paper.
What did the blonde name her pet zebra? ????????Spot.
How do you confuse a blonde????????? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? ????????To see what was on the other side.
How do you keep at blonde at home? ????????You build a circular driveway.
Why do blondes wear hoop earrings????????? They need a place to put their legs.
How do you kill a blonde????????? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.