320+ Short Clean Jokes That Actually Are Funny - Linepoetry
Funny Jokes Clean: List Of Funniest Short Clean Jokes For Kids, Adults, Family & Friends That You Can Share To Anyone To Make Them Laugh
Why were they called the “dark ages?????????” Because there were a lot of knights.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends????????? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
How many tickles does it take to get???????? an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles
What’s the best thing about Switzerland????????? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
How does NASA organize a party????????? They planet.
What do you get from a pampered???????? cow? Spoiled milk.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is????????… Wait, where are we again?
You heard the rumor going around about butter????????? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
Why are toilets always so good at poker????????? They always get a flush
What does a house wear? ???????? Address!
How do you measure a snake????????? In inches—they don’t have feet.
I entered ten puns in a contest???????? to see which would win. No pun in ten did.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear????????? Thunderpants
Why did the bullet end up losing his job????????? He got fired.
When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke????????? When it becomes apparent.
Why should you never trust stairs????????? They’re always up to something.
What does a nosey pepper do????????? It gets jalapeño business.
What’s the difference between???????? a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
Why do ducks have feathers? ???????? To cover their butt quacks!
Did you hear about the fire at the circus????????? It was in tents!
Do you want to hear a construction???????? joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
What did one ocean say to the???????? other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
Did you hear about the first restaurant???????? to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere.
What do dentists call their x-rays????????? Tooth pics!