Why were they called the “dark ages😋😋?” Because there were a lot of knights.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends🙂🙂? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
How many tickles does it take to get😁😁 an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?🥴🥴 I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
How does NASA organize a party🙃🙃? They planet.
What do you get from a pampered😋😋 cow? Spoiled milk.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is🤢🤢… Wait, where are we again?
You heard the rumor going around about butter😬😬? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
Why are toilets always so good at poker🙂🙂? They always get a flush
What does a house wear? 😁😁 Address!
How do you measure a snake?🥴🥴 In inches—they don’t have feet.
I entered ten puns in a contest🙃🙃 to see which would win. No pun in ten did.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear😬😬? Thunderpants
Why did the bullet end up losing his job🤢🤢? He got fired.
When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?🙂🙂 When it becomes apparent.
Why should you never trust stairs😋😋? They’re always up to something.
What does a nosey pepper do?😁😁 It gets jalapeño business.
What’s the difference between🥴🥴 a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
Why do ducks have feathers? 🤢🤢 To cover their butt quacks!
Did you hear about the fire at the circus🙃🙃? It was in tents!
Do you want to hear a construction😁😁 joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
What did one ocean say to the🙂🙂 other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
Did you hear about the first restaurant🥴🥴 to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere.
What do dentists call their x-rays😋😋? Tooth pics!