Hilarious Joke That Will Make You Cry Guaranteed! - LinePoetry

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. 🏦💸

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 🎹🎶

I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist! 🌫️🤣

I told my dog to play dead. He brought me a rubber chicken. 🐕🐔

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🏆🌾

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. 📐💔

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🦜🥕

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way! 🍝😅

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats. 🍫💻

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📘😢

I invented a new word: Plagiarism! 💡📚

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 💀😂

What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Aw, shucks! 🌽😅

Where was King David’s temple located? Beside his ear. 👑👂

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits. 👔⚖️

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but then I turned myself around. 🎵🕺

I'm wasn't a fan of facial hair, but eventually it grew on me. 🧔‍♂️😆

Did you about the stolen dog collar? Police are looking for leads. 🐕‍🦺🚔

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. ⏳🍌🪶

RIP, boiling water. You will be mist. 💧😢

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. 🐄🔔

How do you make an egg-roll? You push it! 🥚🤣

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie. 🥕😡