Hilarious Joke That Will Make You Cry Guaranteed! - LinePoetry

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. ????????

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. ????????

I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist! ?????????

I told my dog to play dead. He brought me a rubber chicken. ????????

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ????????

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. ????????

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ????????

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way! ????????

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats. ????????

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ????????

I invented a new word: Plagiarism! ????????

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! ????????

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! ????????

What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Aw, shucks! ????????

Where was King David’s temple located? Beside his ear. ????????

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits. ??????

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but then I turned myself around. ????????

I'm wasn't a fan of facial hair, but eventually it grew on me. ???????????

Did you about the stolen dog collar? Police are looking for leads. ?????????????

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. ?????????

RIP, boiling water. You will be mist. ????????

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. ????????

How do you make an egg-roll? You push it! ????????

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie. ????????