Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party? 😂😂He was roasted.
Why did the nut go to the bank?😋😋 To cashew its check.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?😁😁 Cashew.
What do you say when someone cracks a nut joke? 😃😃Well, that jokes nut funny.
Who do you think eats nuts and bolts? 😂😂A squirrel does, the one who's in hurry.
Which nut is supposed to travel to the moon 😋😋and other planets? An astro-nut.
Which is the simplest place to learn about pecans?😃😃 The internut.
What nuts are stored with treasure?😁😁 Chest-nuts.
What kind of nuts do you get in cans?😂😂 Creamed aCorn.
What did the squirrel eat after breaking down a car?😋😋 It eats nuts and bolts, all of them.
Who would name their daughter Macadamia?😃😃 Just a couple of nuts.
Which tree is the cowboys' favorite one? 😁😁The horse chestnut tree.
Which nut is beneficial while playing tag with friends? 😂😂Catch yous.
Where are nuts supposed to refill their energy?😃😃 The shell station.
What do you call the nut that makes 😋😋a big entrance at parties? The Maca-drama-ia nuts.
What does a squirrel eat during a baseball game?😂😂 Acorn dog.
How do nuts have a fun life during vacations? 😃😃They all go to acorn-ival.
How does a nutty tree walk through the forest?😁😁 It takes the psycho-path.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?😂😂 By climbing on a tree and pretending to be a nut!
My puns drive people nuts,😃😃 this is usually when I bolt away
I have big balls said the kid holding😋😋 to soccer balls
What did the squirrel say to the dog?😁😁 There are nuts in your poop. I found them.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?😂😂 A walnut.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels😃😃, but all my ideas were nuts