Father: “Son, why are you reading that sissy magazine?”😂😂 Little Johnny: “There’s an article that tells women where to meet men. I need to know where I’m supposed to be.”
English teacher: “Which tense is the sentence 😃😃‘I AM BEAUTIFUL’?” Little Johnny: “Clearly, past tense.” Teacher: “Who can tell me the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny: “HIJKLMNO”!
Mother: “When he threw a rock at you, 😁😁you should have come to me.” Little Johnny: “What good would that have done? My aim is much better than yours.”
His friend: “How did you get the ticket? 😜😜Little Johnny: “From my brother.” His friend: “And where is your brother?” Little Johnny: “At home. Looking for his ticket.”
Teacher: “Why are you praying in class little Johnny?” 😜😜 Little Johnny: “My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep.”
The parents: “Oh, we got him straight from heaven.” 😂😂 Little Johnny: “OKAY. I see why they kicked him out of there.”
Teacher: “That’s rude Johnny. I asked you a question.” 😁😁Little Johnny: “Well if I hit the lottery, then I would have a secretary to answer the question.”
Teacher: “Oh, I must say he is incredible.😃😃 Do you have any siblings, Johnny?” Little Johnny: “Yes, ma’am! One half brother and two half-sisters.”
Art Teacher: “Johnny, what are you drawing?” 😂😂 Little Johnny: “A God.”
Math Teacher: 😜😜“80 chimneys plus 5 chimneys plus 8 chimneys. What is the result?” Little Johnny: “Lots of smoke”.
Teacher: What is your favorite instrument? 😁😁Little Johnny: The school bell.
The cashier: “There’s no way I can take this. It’s fake.” 😃😃 Little Johnny: “Well, the car’s not real either.”
“So what have you been doing at school today, Johnny?” 😂😂 “I don’t really want to talk about it mom. You’ll see it later on the news, anyways.”
Teacher: "Why are you praying in class little Johnny?” 😁😁 Little Johnny: “My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep."
Little Johnny thinks about it for a bit and shakes 😜😜his head, “Nah, I think it’s really best left with the bulls.”
The mayor is shocked, 😃😃“Surely your father had better be doing that?”
“I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” 😂😂answers Johnny.
The mayor sees him and asks, 😁😁“Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?”
Little Johnny walks a cow through 😃😃the village square.
„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?“😜😜 asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I’m healthy!“
Mother: “Johnny, how far have you gotten with your work?”😂😂 Little Johnny: “Well, about six miles.”
Teacher: “Where’s the English Channel?” Johnny:😁😁 “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people😃😃, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
Does anyone still look at this if you do tell 😂😂me if I should make more jokes