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Father: โ€œSon, why are you reading that sissy magazine?โ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Little Johnny: โ€œThereโ€™s an article that tells women where to meet men. I need to know where Iโ€™m supposed to be.โ€

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English teacher: โ€œWhich tense is the sentence ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ€˜I AM BEAUTIFULโ€™?โ€ Little Johnny: โ€œClearly, past tense.โ€ Teacher: โ€œWho can tell me the chemical formula for water?โ€ Little Johnny: โ€œHIJKLMNOโ€!

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Mother: โ€œWhen he threw a rock at you, ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜you should have come to me.โ€ Little Johnny: โ€œWhat good would that have done? My aim is much better than yours.โ€

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His friend: โ€œHow did you get the ticket? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œLittle Johnny: โ€œFrom my brother.โ€ His friend: โ€œAnd where is your brother?โ€ Little Johnny: โ€œAt home. Looking for his ticket.โ€

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Teacher: โ€œWhy are you praying in class little Johnny?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ Little Johnny: โ€œMy mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep.โ€

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The parents: โ€œOh, we got him straight from heaven.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Little Johnny: โ€œOKAY. I see why they kicked him out of there.โ€

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Teacher: โ€œThatโ€™s rude Johnny. I asked you a question.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Little Johnny: โ€œWell if I hit the lottery, then I would have a secretary to answer the question.โ€

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Teacher: โ€œOh, I must say he is incredible.๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Do you have any siblings, Johnny?โ€ Little Johnny: โ€œYes, maโ€™am! One half brother and two half-sisters.โ€

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Art Teacher: โ€œJohnny, what are you drawing?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Little Johnny: โ€œA God.โ€

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Math Teacher: ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œโ€œ80 chimneys plus 5 chimneys plus 8 chimneys. What is the result?โ€ Little Johnny: โ€œLots of smokeโ€.

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Teacher: What is your favorite instrument? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Little Johnny: The school bell.

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The cashier: โ€œThereโ€™s no way I can take this. Itโ€™s fake.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Little Johnny: โ€œWell, the carโ€™s not real either.โ€

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โ€œSo what have you been doing at school today, Johnny?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œI donโ€™t really want to talk about it mom. Youโ€™ll see it later on the news, anyways.โ€

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Teacher: "Why are you praying in class little Johnny?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Little Johnny: โ€œMy mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep."

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Little Johnny thinks about it for a bit and shakes ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œhis head, โ€œNah, I think itโ€™s really best left with the bulls.โ€

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The mayor is shocked, ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ€œSurely your father had better be doing that?โ€

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โ€œIโ€™m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚answers Johnny.

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The mayor sees him and asks, ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โ€œHey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?โ€

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Little Johnny walks a cow through ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒthe village square.

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โ€žAnd, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?โ€œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ asks mother. โ€žCome on mom, the most important thing is that Iโ€™m healthy!โ€œ

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Mother: โ€œJohnny, how far have you gotten with your work?โ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Little Johnny: โ€œWell, about six miles.โ€

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Teacher: โ€œWhereโ€™s the English Channel?โ€ Johnny:๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ โ€œI donโ€™t know. My television doesnโ€™t pick it up.โ€

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Teacher: โ€œIf you got ten dollars from ten people๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ, what would you have?โ€ Johnny: โ€œA new bikeโ€.

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