30+ Funny Little Johnny Jokes Laughful 2024 - Linepoetry

Father: “Son, why are you reading that sissy magazine?”???????? Little Johnny: “There’s an article that tells women where to meet men. I need to know where I’m supposed to be.”

English teacher: “Which tense is the sentence ????????‘I AM BEAUTIFUL’?” Little Johnny: “Clearly, past tense.” Teacher: “Who can tell me the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny: “HIJKLMNO”!

Mother: “When he threw a rock at you, ????????you should have come to me.” Little Johnny: “What good would that have done? My aim is much better than yours.”

His friend: “How did you get the ticket? ????????Little Johnny: “From my brother.” His friend: “And where is your brother?” Little Johnny: “At home. Looking for his ticket.”

Teacher: “Why are you praying in class little Johnny?” ???????? Little Johnny: “My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep.”

The parents: “Oh, we got him straight from heaven.” ???????? Little Johnny: “OKAY. I see why they kicked him out of there.”

Teacher: “That’s rude Johnny. I asked you a question.” ????????Little Johnny: “Well if I hit the lottery, then I would have a secretary to answer the question.”

Teacher: “Oh, I must say he is incredible.???????? Do you have any siblings, Johnny?” Little Johnny: “Yes, ma’am! One half brother and two half-sisters.”

Art Teacher: “Johnny, what are you drawing?” ???????? Little Johnny: “A God.”

Math Teacher: ????????“80 chimneys plus 5 chimneys plus 8 chimneys. What is the result?” Little Johnny: “Lots of smoke”.

Teacher: What is your favorite instrument? ????????Little Johnny: The school bell.

The cashier: “There’s no way I can take this. It’s fake.” ???????? Little Johnny: “Well, the car’s not real either.”

“So what have you been doing at school today, Johnny?” ???????? “I don’t really want to talk about it mom. You’ll see it later on the news, anyways.”

Teacher: "Why are you praying in class little Johnny?” ???????? Little Johnny: “My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep."

Little Johnny thinks about it for a bit and shakes ????????his head, “Nah, I think it’s really best left with the bulls.”

The mayor is shocked, ????????“Surely your father had better be doing that?”

“I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” ????????answers Johnny.

The mayor sees him and asks, ????????“Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?”

Little Johnny walks a cow through ????????the village square.

„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?“???????? asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I’m healthy!“

Mother: “Johnny, how far have you gotten with your work?”???????? Little Johnny: “Well, about six miles.”

Teacher: “Where’s the English Channel?” Johnny:???????? “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people????????, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.

Does anyone still look at this if you do tell ????????me if I should make more jokes