320+ Short Clean Jokes That Actually Are Funny - Linepoetry

How do you make a tissue dance????????? Put a little boogie in it.

What did the tie say to the hat????????? You go on ahead. I’ll hang around.

Why are crabs so bad at sharing????????? Because they’re all shellfish.

Did you hear about the painter who was???????? hospitalized? The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.

What do you call malware on a Kindle????????? A bookworm.

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay????????? Because then they’d be bagels.

How much space will be freed in the EU???????? after Brexit? Approximately 1 GB.

I tried to win a suntanning competition????????. But all I got was bronze.

What did the duck say when it???????? bought some lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog????????? He wanted to get a long little doggie.

I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh????????. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

I stayed up all night and tried to figure???????? out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.

What’s the difference between an ????????oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste, mostly.

Why don’t blind people skydive????????? Because it scares their dogs.

As a scarecrow, people say I’m???????? outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.

How did the hipster burn his mouth????????? He ate his pizza before it was cool.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says????????, “Why the long face?”

You know why you never see???????? elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor????????? “Make me one with everything.”

How much teddy bears never want???????? to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter????????? You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”.

Want to hear a joke about a roof????????? The first one’s on the house.

Why aren’t koalas considered bears????????? They don’t have the right koala-fications.

What gets wetter the more it dries????????? A towel.