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D&d Jokes: There Are The Best List Of D&d Jokes For Dungeons And Dragons Lover And Fans That Are Actually Really Funny, Read To Change Your Mode
What material is the magic skillet made of?😜😜 It’s made of cast iron.
How many trolls can light a candle? 😂😂Just one, but he is extremely cautious.
What’s nine feet long, has six legs, and flies?😋😋Three dead halflings!
Why can’t a fallen paladin walk straight?😀😀 He’s out of alignment.
What’s a beholder’s favorite food?😁😁 Eyes cream.
Why do wizards like fireball so much?😂😂 It’s a well-rounded spell.
What do you call a thousand-year-old fey?😜😜 A Millennielf.
Why does leather armor make you better at sneaking? 😋😋It’s made of hide.
What happens when a dark elf casts sleep on you? 😂😂You get drow-sy.
Why do paladins wear chain mail? 😀😀Because it’s holy armor.
What is a rogue’s favorite armor medium?😜😜 Hide.
What is Dragon with no silver called? 😁😁A dron.
Why are dragons amazing musicians? 😂😂 They know their scales.
What is the favorite hot beverage of a cleric? 😁😁 Divini-tea!
What is a mage duel called? 😀😀 A spelling B.
Why was the musician kicked out of the tavern? 😜😜 He was bard!
What do you get when you mix an Orc and an elf?😂😂 An orphan.
How can a party tell when their fighter is exasperated? 😋😋 When he turns into a Sigh Warrior.
Why did they make 4 sided die? 😀😀 I don’t see the point. Ouch.
A portal from the Elemental Plane 😁😁of Air to the second layer of Baator would be Dis gusting.
I don’t trust NPCs with too many hit points. 😜😜 I think they’re all CON-men.
What does an ogre consider an armored knight? 😂😂 Tinned beef.
What material is the magic skillet made of? 😀😀 Cast iron.
What do you call a 20th Wizard?😜😜 Whatever he wants.