What did the nose say to the finger😄😄? Quit picking on me!
What is worse than raining 😬😬cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
Is this pool safe for diving?😄😄 It deep ends.
What do you call a pile of kittens😎😎? A meowntain.
What happens to a frog's car🙃🙃 when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
How do mountains stay warm in 😏😏the winter? Snowcaps.
It's always windy in a sports😬😬 arena. All those fans.
Have you heard the one about the skunk👽👽? Never mind, it really stinks.
Some people eat snails😄😄. They must not like fast food.
What time does a duck wake up😎😎? The quack of down.
Why does Humpty Dumpty love🙃🙃 autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
Which rock group has four guys👽👽 who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore.
How do you look for Will 😬😬Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints.
A group of crows was arrested for😜😜 hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder.
What do you get when you pour😄😄 root beer into a square cup? Beer.
Why did the taxi driver get fired?🙃🙃 Passengers didn't like it when she went the extra mile.
I saw a movie about how😄😄 ships are put together. It was riveting.
Why don't koalas count as bears?😏😏 They don't have the right koalafications.
Want to hear a roof joke?😬😬 The first one's on the house.
What do you call a fake noodle😎😎? An impasta.
What kind of shoes does a spy👽👽 wear? Sneakers.
What concert only costs 45 cents🙃🙃? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
I started a new job as a😄😄 tailor last week. It’s been sew-sew.
What do you call a cow with 😬😬a twitch? Beef jerky.