What did the nose say to the finger????????? Quit picking on me!
What is worse than raining ????????cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
Is this pool safe for diving????????? It deep ends.
What do you call a pile of kittens????????? A meowntain.
What happens to a frog's car???????? when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
How do mountains stay warm in ????????the winter? Snowcaps.
It's always windy in a sports???????? arena. All those fans.
Have you heard the one about the skunk????????? Never mind, it really stinks.
Some people eat snails????????. They must not like fast food.
What time does a duck wake up????????? The quack of down.
Why does Humpty Dumpty love???????? autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
Which rock group has four guys???????? who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore.
How do you look for Will ????????Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints.
A group of crows was arrested for???????? hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder.
What do you get when you pour???????? root beer into a square cup? Beer.
Why did the taxi driver get fired????????? Passengers didn't like it when she went the extra mile.
I saw a movie about how???????? ships are put together. It was riveting.
Why don't koalas count as bears????????? They don't have the right koalafications.
Want to hear a roof joke????????? The first one's on the house.
What do you call a fake noodle????????? An impasta.
What kind of shoes does a spy???????? wear? Sneakers.
What concert only costs 45 cents????????? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
I started a new job as a???????? tailor last week. It’s been sew-sew.
What do you call a cow with ????????a twitch? Beef jerky.