What did the nose say to the finger๐๐? Quit picking on me!
What is worse than raining ๐ฌ๐ฌcats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
Is this pool safe for diving?๐๐ It deep ends.
What do you call a pile of kittens๐๐? A meowntain.
What happens to a frog's car๐๐ when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
How do mountains stay warm in ๐๐the winter? Snowcaps.
It's always windy in a sports๐ฌ๐ฌ arena. All those fans.
Have you heard the one about the skunk๐ฝ๐ฝ? Never mind, it really stinks.
Some people eat snails๐๐. They must not like fast food.
What time does a duck wake up๐๐? The quack of down.
Why does Humpty Dumpty love๐๐ autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
Which rock group has four guys๐ฝ๐ฝ who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore.
How do you look for Will ๐ฌ๐ฌSmith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints.
A group of crows was arrested for๐๐ hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder.
What do you get when you pour๐๐ root beer into a square cup? Beer.
Why did the taxi driver get fired?๐๐ Passengers didn't like it when she went the extra mile.
I saw a movie about how๐๐ ships are put together. It was riveting.
Why don't koalas count as bears?๐๐ They don't have the right koalafications.
Want to hear a roof joke?๐ฌ๐ฌ The first one's on the house.
What do you call a fake noodle๐๐? An impasta.
What kind of shoes does a spy๐ฝ๐ฝ wear? Sneakers.
What concert only costs 45 cents๐๐? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
I started a new job as a๐๐ tailor last week. Itโs been sew-sew.
What do you call a cow with ๐ฌ๐ฌa twitch? Beef jerky.