Why didnt Helen Keller change her babys diaper? ????????So she could always find him
What do you call Stevie Wonder ????????and Helen Keller playing tennis? Eternal love.
Why is it okay to tell Helen Keller jokes????????? Because she cant hear them anyway!
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her????????? They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
Remember the Helen Keller doll????????? Youd wind her up and watch her walk into walls.
How did Helen Keller drive her car? ????????One hand on the wheel, the other on the road
How can you tell if Helen Keller has brushed ????????her teeth? By the Gleam in her eye.
Why couldnt Helen Keller play on her ????????high school football team? Because shes a girl
How do you tell if Helen Keller is alive? ????????If you hear something fall down the stairs
What do you call a tennis match between???????? Helen Keller and Stevie wonder? Endless love
How did she burn the other one off????????? They called back!
How did Helen Keller burn her ear off? ????????Answering the iron!
Have you seen a picture of Helen Keller’s dad? ????????Neither has she!
How did Helen Keller pick her eyes out????????? She shouted hysterically
What did Helen Keller’s parents do to punish her????????? Put saran wrap on the toilet
Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll? ????????Wind it up and it walks into walls
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods,???????? would she make a sound?
How many kids did Helen Keller have????????? NONE! The plunger went all the way through!
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her????????? They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call Stevie Wonder and Helen ????????Keller playing tennis? Eternal love.
Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans????????? So people can read her lips
How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate? ????????Trying to read her own lips.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive a car? ????????She’s a woman.
How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy? ????????Trying to read a stucco wall