Why didnt Helen Keller change her babys diaper? ππSo she could always find him
What do you call Stevie Wonder ππand Helen Keller playing tennis? Eternal love.
Why is it okay to tell Helen Keller jokes?ππ Because she cant hear them anyway!
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?ππ They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
Remember the Helen Keller doll?ππ Youd wind her up and watch her walk into walls.
How did Helen Keller drive her car? ππOne hand on the wheel, the other on the road
How can you tell if Helen Keller has brushed ππher teeth? By the Gleam in her eye.
Why couldnt Helen Keller play on her ππhigh school football team? Because shes a girl
How do you tell if Helen Keller is alive? ππIf you hear something fall down the stairs
What do you call a tennis match betweenππ Helen Keller and Stevie wonder? Endless love
How did she burn the other one off?ππ They called back!
How did Helen Keller burn her ear off? ππAnswering the iron!
Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellerβs dad? ππNeither has she!
How did Helen Keller pick her eyes out?ππ She shouted hysterically
What did Helen Kellerβs parents do to punish her?ππ Put saran wrap on the toilet
Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll? ππWind it up and it walks into walls
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods,ππ would she make a sound?
How many kids did Helen Keller have?ππ NONE! The plunger went all the way through!
How did Helen Kellerβs parents punish her?ππ They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call Stevie Wonder and Helen ππKeller playing tennis? Eternal love.
Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?ππ So people can read her lips
How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate? ππTrying to read her own lips.
Why canβt Helen Keller drive a car? ππSheβs a woman.
How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy? ππTrying to read a stucco wall