230+ Funny Clean Jokes For Adults To Make Laughing Moments
Clean Jokes For Adults: Looking For Clean Adult Jokes? Here's The Best Short Funny Jokes For Adults Clean One Liner That Can Fit In Every Situation
Why did the can crusher quit his job????????? Because it was soda pressing.
How do you make a tissue dance? ????????Put a little boogie in…
What happens when a frogs car breaks down? ????????It gets toad!
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn????????? Because he had a great fall.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s black, white, and red all over? ???????? A zebra with a sunburn.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen????????? They might peel.
Why did the bee go to the doctor? ????????Because she had hives.
What has four wheels and flies? ???????? A garbage truck.
What did one ocean say to the other????????? Nothing. It just waved.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? ???????? Because it was already stuffed.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? ???????? A milkshake.
What goes up when the rain comes down? ???????? Umbrellas.
How many apples grow on a tree????????? All of them.
How did Noah see on the ark? ???????? He used floodlights.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? ????????An investigator.
Why should you never poot on an elevator? ????????It’s wrong on so many levels.
What kind of bear has no teeth????????? A gummy bear.
Why are pigs bad drivers? ????????They hog the road.
What do you call a fake noodle????????? An impasta!
What type of dog tells time best? ???????? A watchdog.
Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield????????? They have too many ears.
Why do birds fly south for the winter????????? It’s faster than walking.
What kind of bow can’t be tied? ????????A rainbow.