Why did the can crusher quit his job?😂😂 Because it was soda pressing.
How do you make a tissue dance? 🤣🤣Put a little boogie in…
What happens when a frogs car breaks down? 😁😁It gets toad!
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?😂😂 Because he had a great fall.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s black, white, and red all over? 🤣🤣 A zebra with a sunburn.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen?😜😜 They might peel.
Why did the bee go to the doctor? 😂😂Because she had hives.
What has four wheels and flies? 😜😜 A garbage truck.
What did one ocean say to the other?😁😁 Nothing. It just waved.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? 😂😂 Because it was already stuffed.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? 😃😃 A milkshake.
What goes up when the rain comes down? 😁😁 Umbrellas.
How many apples grow on a tree?😂😂 All of them.
How did Noah see on the ark? 😜😜 He used floodlights.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? 😃😃An investigator.
Why should you never poot on an elevator? 😁😁It’s wrong on so many levels.
What kind of bear has no teeth?😂😂 A gummy bear.
Why are pigs bad drivers? 😜😜They hog the road.
What do you call a fake noodle?😃😃 An impasta!
What type of dog tells time best? 😁😁 A watchdog.
Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield?😜😜 They have too many ears.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?😂😂 It’s faster than walking.
What kind of bow can’t be tied? 🤣🤣A rainbow.