210+ Funny Hilarious Birthday Jokes For Kids - Linepoetry

Why does no one wish owls a happy birthday? 🤣🤣Because they don’t give a hoot!

What kind of music do birthday balloons find scary? 😂😂Pop music.

Did you hear about the birthday candle sale? 😃😃It was a big blowout.

What do you always get on your birthday? 😁😁Another year older.

How does the cat celebrate its birthday?😂😂 It turns up the mewsic.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?🤣🤣 A cat-alogue.

How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? 😁😁They relish the moment.

What did the elephant want for his birthday? 😃😃A trunk full of gifts.

What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?😂😂 The kind with lots of frosting and icing!

Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?😹😹 Because they are too focused on the present.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? 😁😁Because people kept toasting him!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom? 🤣🤣There was a birthday potty!

What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I scream cake.

What did the crab do on his birthday? 😂😂He shell-ebrated!

What do you sing to a cow on their birthday?😃😃 Happy birthday to moo!

What did one candle say to the other? 😁😁“Don’t birthdays burn you up?”

Why does the mushroom always get a birthday party invite?🤣🤣 He’s a fun-guy!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? 😂😂“Aye matey.”

When I was born, I was so surprised😃😃 I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday? 🤣🤣It was a soap-rise party!

What goes up and never comes down?😹😹 Your age!

What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday?😁😁 “Hope you have a gouda birthday!”

What did the ice-cream say to the grumpy birthday cake? 😂😂“What’s eating you?”

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Omar. Omar who? 🤣🤣Omar gosh, it’s your birthday!