210+ Funny Hilarious Birthday Jokes For Kids - Linepoetry

Why does no one wish owls a happy birthday? ????????Because they don’t give a hoot!

What kind of music do birthday balloons find scary? ????????Pop music.

Did you hear about the birthday candle sale? ????????It was a big blowout.

What do you always get on your birthday? ????????Another year older.

How does the cat celebrate its birthday????????? It turns up the mewsic.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat????????? A cat-alogue.

How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? ????????They relish the moment.

What did the elephant want for his birthday? ????????A trunk full of gifts.

What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like????????? The kind with lots of frosting and icing!

Why can’t kids remember past birthdays????????? Because they are too focused on the present.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? ????????Because people kept toasting him!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom? ????????There was a birthday potty!

What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I scream cake.

What did the crab do on his birthday? ????????He shell-ebrated!

What do you sing to a cow on their birthday????????? Happy birthday to moo!

What did one candle say to the other? ????????“Don’t birthdays burn you up?”

Why does the mushroom always get a birthday party invite????????? He’s a fun-guy!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? ????????“Aye matey.”

When I was born, I was so surprised???????? I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday? ????????It was a soap-rise party!

What goes up and never comes down????????? Your age!

What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday????????? “Hope you have a gouda birthday!”

What did the ice-cream say to the grumpy birthday cake? ????????“What’s eating you?”

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Omar. Omar who? ????????Omar gosh, it’s your birthday!