350+ Dark Humor Jokes No Limits For 2024 - Linepoetry

When does a joke become a dad joke🙂🙂? When it leaves and never comes back

Why did the old man fall in the well🤮🤮? Because he couldn’t see that well.

Why don’t cannibals eat comedians🙄🙄? Because they taste funny!

For Sale: Parachute😬😬. Used once, never opened, small stain.

A child molester and a 🥴🥴priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Dark humor is like food😁😁 Not everyone gets it

Where did Sharon go during🤢🤢 the bombing? Everywhere

Life is like a peepee It’s🙂🙂 often hard for no reason

Son: “Dad, did you get the results🙄🙄 of the DNA test back?” Dad: “Call me George.”

I had a crush on my teacher🥴🥴, which was confusing, because I was homeschooled.

In New York, someone gets🥴🥴 mugged every ten seconds. Poor guy.

What’s the special in a restaurant🤮🤮 for cannibals? Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

What’s the difference😁😁 between a baby and a potato😌😌. About 140 calories.

My grandpa has the heart of a🙄🙄 lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

What’s the best part about 🤮🤮turning 60? No more calls from life insurance salesmen.

What’s the difference between🙂🙂 me and cancer? My dad didn’t beat cancer

Sorry, what’s the quickest😬😬 way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within🤢🤢 500 metres of a school? Because he’s dead

How do you know you’re😁😁 ugly? If you always get handed the camera for group photos.

You’re not completely useless🥴🥴. You can always be used as a bad example.

What makes sad😌😌 people jump? Bridges.

What do you call a man who🙄🙄 cries while he pleasures himself? A tearjerker.

Shout out to my grandma🙂🙂 since that’s the only way she can hear you.

Why can’t you get a book🥴🥴 on how to commit suicide at a library? Because you wouldn’t bring it back