350+ Dark Humor Jokes No Limits For 2024 - Linepoetry

When does a joke become a dad joke????????? When it leaves and never comes back

Why did the old man fall in the well????????? Because he couldn’t see that well.

Why don’t cannibals eat comedians????????? Because they taste funny!

For Sale: Parachute????????. Used once, never opened, small stain.

A child molester and a ????????priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Dark humor is like food???????? Not everyone gets it

Where did Sharon go during???????? the bombing? Everywhere

Life is like a peepee It’s???????? often hard for no reason

Son: “Dad, did you get the results???????? of the DNA test back?” Dad: “Call me George.”

I had a crush on my teacher????????, which was confusing, because I was homeschooled.

In New York, someone gets???????? mugged every ten seconds. Poor guy.

What’s the special in a restaurant???????? for cannibals? Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

What’s the difference???????? between a baby and a potato????????. About 140 calories.

My grandpa has the heart of a???????? lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

What’s the best part about ????????turning 60? No more calls from life insurance salesmen.

What’s the difference between???????? me and cancer? My dad didn’t beat cancer

Sorry, what’s the quickest???????? way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within???????? 500 metres of a school? Because he’s dead

How do you know you’re???????? ugly? If you always get handed the camera for group photos.

You’re not completely useless????????. You can always be used as a bad example.

What makes sad???????? people jump? Bridges.

What do you call a man who???????? cries while he pleasures himself? A tearjerker.

Shout out to my grandma???????? since that’s the only way she can hear you.

Why can’t you get a book???????? on how to commit suicide at a library? Because you wouldn’t bring it back