Why did the Easter egg hide? 🤣🤣Because he was a little chicken.
How can you make Easter preparations😜😜 go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? 😃😃Hare-obics
Where does Christmas come before Easter? 😂😂The dictionary!
Why wouldn’t you want to be an Easter egg?🤣🤣 You only get laid once.
How do you make Easter easier? 😃😃Replace the t with an i.
Why was the father Easter egg so strict? 😁😁He was hard-boiled.
What is the end of Easter?😜😜 The letter R.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 😂😂 14 carrot gold.
Why are people always tired in April?🤣🤣 Because they just finished a March.
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?😃😃 With a hare dryer!
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? 😁😁 A receding hareline.
What’s wrong with Easter jokes?😜😜 They crack you up.
How does the Easter bunny stay fit? 😂😂 Eggs-ercise.
What do you call an egg from outer space? 🤣🤣 An “Egg-stra terrestial”.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide? 😃😃 Because he’s a little chicken.
Why was the Easter bunny upset? 😁😁He was having a bad hare day.
What kind of bunny can’t hop? 😜😜 A chocolate one!
Why do we paint Easter eggs? 😂😂Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Where does Christmas come before Easter? 🤣🤣In the dictionary!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school?😃😃 He was eggspelled.
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?😜😜 Because then it would be a foot!
What do you call a mischievous egg? 😂😂 A practical yolker.
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?🤣🤣 Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!