Why did the Easter egg hide? ๐คฃ๐คฃBecause he was a little chicken.
How can you make Easter preparations๐๐ go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? ๐๐Hare-obics
Where does Christmas come before Easter? ๐๐The dictionary!
Why wouldnโt you want to be an Easter egg?๐คฃ๐คฃ You only get laid once.
How do you make Easter easier? ๐๐Replace the t with an i.
Why was the father Easter egg so strict? ๐๐He was hard-boiled.
What is the end of Easter?๐๐ The letter R.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? ๐๐ 14 carrot gold.
Why are people always tired in April?๐คฃ๐คฃ Because they just finished a March.
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?๐๐ With a hare dryer!
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? ๐๐ A receding hareline.
Whatโs wrong with Easter jokes?๐๐ They crack you up.
How does the Easter bunny stay fit? ๐๐ Eggs-ercise.
What do you call an egg from outer space? ๐คฃ๐คฃ An โEgg-stra terrestialโ.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide? ๐๐ Because heโs a little chicken.
Why was the Easter bunny upset? ๐๐He was having a bad hare day.
What kind of bunny canโt hop? ๐๐ A chocolate one!
Why do we paint Easter eggs? ๐๐Because itโs easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Where does Christmas come before Easter? ๐คฃ๐คฃIn the dictionary!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school?๐๐ He was eggspelled.
Why canโt a rabbitโs nose be 12 inches long?๐๐ Because then it would be a foot!
What do you call a mischievous egg? ๐๐ A practical yolker.
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?๐คฃ๐คฃ Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!