Why did the Easter egg hide? ????????Because he was a little chicken.
How can you make Easter preparations???????? go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? ????????Hare-obics
Where does Christmas come before Easter? ????????The dictionary!
Why wouldn’t you want to be an Easter egg????????? You only get laid once.
How do you make Easter easier? ????????Replace the t with an i.
Why was the father Easter egg so strict? ????????He was hard-boiled.
What is the end of Easter????????? The letter R.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? ???????? 14 carrot gold.
Why are people always tired in April????????? Because they just finished a March.
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself????????? With a hare dryer!
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? ???????? A receding hareline.
What’s wrong with Easter jokes????????? They crack you up.
How does the Easter bunny stay fit? ???????? Eggs-ercise.
What do you call an egg from outer space? ???????? An “Egg-stra terrestial”.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide? ???????? Because he’s a little chicken.
Why was the Easter bunny upset? ????????He was having a bad hare day.
What kind of bunny can’t hop? ???????? A chocolate one!
Why do we paint Easter eggs? ????????Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Where does Christmas come before Easter? ????????In the dictionary!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school????????? He was eggspelled.
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long????????? Because then it would be a foot!
What do you call a mischievous egg? ???????? A practical yolker.
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road????????? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!