320+ Jokes For Short People Will Crosse Laughing Boundary

You’re so short; if you pull up ????????your pants you’d be blind.

Attack on Titan is actually slice of ????????life For short people

Do you know what always catches my eye????????? Short people with umbrellas.

Short people are always sad Because???????? they can never reach happiness

If short people smoke weed , Do they ????????get high or medium?

It’s easy to make fun of short people.???????? The jokes always go over their head.

Short people shouldn’t hate ????????short jokes We’re just complaining that we need more of them

Short people are materialistic.???????? Tall people are bigger than that. They can see past it.

I’m not saying short people are inferior???????? but I do look down on them.

Why can’t short people become chefs? ????????Because it’s a high steaks job

Why can’t short people get depressed? ????????They’re always looking up!

When short people smoke weed, they ????????don’t get high They get medium

Short people are oppressed They’re ????????always getting overlooked.

You shouldn’t make fun of short people ????????They belittle themselves.

Never fight short people???????? They hit below the belt

I love short people They’re more???????? down to earth.

Do you know what always catches my eye????????? Short people with umbrellas

What do you call short people on a ????????merry-go-round? A midget spinner

How do short people greet others? ????????They microwave.

Midgets are always the last to find out???????? when the rains start.

The only difference between short ????????people and gnomes is their ability to speak.

Someone said it sounds like plates breaking ????????when two midgets have s*x.

You’re so short you could use a pillow ????????as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

You’re so short, you can swing your???????? legs when you sit on a stool.