I don’t want to sleep like a baby????????. I want to sleep like my husband.
I love all my children equally. ????????Except for the one who sleeps. I love that one more.
I live in constant fear of having to???????? share a “fun fact” about me.
I hate when I’m waiting for Mom ????????to cook dinner—and then I remember I am Mom.
I’d love to be a Pinterest mom????????, but it turns out I’m more of an Amazon Prime mom.
Mommy doesn’t have a favorite ????????child—you all annoy me equally.
Motherhood taught me just how???????? far I can let myself go and still be okay with it.
Nothing is truly lost until Mom ????????can’t find it.
The fastest way to spread news???????? isn’t on the internet. It’s by telling your mom.
Having a weird mom builds???????? character.
Good moms let their kids lick the beaters????????. Great moms turn them off first.
Q: Who do flowers celebrate on Mother’s Day? ???????? A: Their chrysanthemoms.
Q: What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day????????? A: Her-she’s Kisses.
Q: Why don’t mothers wear watches????????? A: There’s a clock on the stove.
Q: What did the momma say to the foal????????? A: Its pasture your bedtime
Q: What did the Egyptian kid say when it got lost? ????????A: I want my mummy.
Q: What do you call a small mother? ???????? A: A Minimum
Q: What did the mother broom say ????????to the baby broom? A: It’s time to go to sweep!
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry????????? A: Because his mom was in a jam!
Q: Why did the cookie cry????????? A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!
Q: What do you call a mom who can’t draw? ???????? A: Tracy.
Q: What did the digital clock say to its mother? ???????? A: “Look, Ma! No hands!
Q: What did the mother rope say to her child????????? A: “Don’t be knotty.”
Q: Why is a computer so smart? ???????? A: It listens to its motherboard.