210+ Funny Mother Jokes To Bring Her Smile - Linepoetry
Funny Mothers Jokes: A Lot Of Funny Mom Jokes To Tell Your Mom That Can Obviously Bring On Her & Dad Face Smile And Send To Sibling To Make Laughing
I don’t want to sleep like a baby🤣🤣. I want to sleep like my husband.
I love all my children equally. 😃😃Except for the one who sleeps. I love that one more.
I live in constant fear of having to😂😂 share a “fun fact” about me.
I hate when I’m waiting for Mom 😁😁to cook dinner—and then I remember I am Mom.
I’d love to be a Pinterest mom🤣🤣, but it turns out I’m more of an Amazon Prime mom.
Mommy doesn’t have a favorite 😜😜child—you all annoy me equally.
Motherhood taught me just how😃😃 far I can let myself go and still be okay with it.
Nothing is truly lost until Mom 😁😁can’t find it.
The fastest way to spread news😂😂 isn’t on the internet. It’s by telling your mom.
Having a weird mom builds🤣🤣 character.
Good moms let their kids lick the beaters😜😜. Great moms turn them off first.
Q: Who do flowers celebrate on Mother’s Day? 😃😃 A: Their chrysanthemoms.
Q: What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?😁😁 A: Her-she’s Kisses.
Q: Why don’t mothers wear watches?😂😂 A: There’s a clock on the stove.
Q: What did the momma say to the foal?🤣🤣 A: Its pasture your bedtime
Q: What did the Egyptian kid say when it got lost? 😃😃A: I want my mummy.
Q: What do you call a small mother? 😜😜 A: A Minimum
Q: What did the mother broom say 😁😁to the baby broom? A: It’s time to go to sweep!
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?😂😂 A: Because his mom was in a jam!
Q: Why did the cookie cry?🤣🤣 A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!
Q: What do you call a mom who can’t draw? 😁😁 A: Tracy.
Q: What did the digital clock say to its mother? 😃😃 A: “Look, Ma! No hands!
Q: What did the mother rope say to her child?😂😂 A: “Don’t be knotty.”
Q: Why is a computer so smart? 🤣🤣 A: It listens to its motherboard.
