350+ Dark Humor Jokes No Limits For 2024 - Linepoetry

I gave my girlfriend something???????? she didn’t expect for Valentine’s day…Chlamydia

Cats have nine lives????????. Makes them ideal for experimentation

I live in a neighborhood???????? so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

I’m sorry’ and ‘I apologize’ ????????mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

I intend to live forever???????? or die trying.

Death is caused by???????? swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time

I am not afraid of death????????, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

I’ve spent the past two years???????? looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

Remember, being healthy is???????? basically dying as slowly as possible.

How do you ground a gen z????????? Make them go outside and socialize.

Why did everyone want to go???????? to Italy during World War II? They were Fascistanating

My grandfather lost his tongue???????? during WW2 He never talks about it.

My grandparents fought ????????during World War II. They ended up getting a divorce.

Why are cigarettes good ????????for the environment? They kill people

I don’t have a carbon footprint ????????… I walk everywhere

What do you call it when everyone???????? makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic

I’ve stopped making jokes???????? about Covid. They flu over your heads

I have a joke about quarantine????????, but I don’t know if you’ll get it. It’s an inside joke.

Boy: “Mom, can I have a dog for???????? Christmas, please?” Mom: “No, you’re getting turkey, like every year!“

What do you get when you cross???????? a rabbit and a pit bull? Just the pit bull.

What do you call people???????? who use the rhythm method of contraception?

My wife and I have decided???????? we don’t want children. The only problem is we already have three.

I childproofed my house???????? Somehow they still got in!

Why did two Asian parents have???????? an Asian baby? Because two wongs don’t make a white