200+ Funny Nut Jokes That Walnut Disappoint - Linepoetry

There is a new kind of jock strap, ????????it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? ????????she just added me on snap

Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s ????????nuts finna go in your mouth

What did one squirrel say to the other ????????‘‘do you have any nuts’’

2 nuts were walking down the street????????, and one was a-salted!

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin????????. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves????????? sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

What did the wire say to the electrician???????? Stop twisting my nuts

I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding????????… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

What do you call it when a boxer cums????????? Busting a nut

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are ????????taking a walk.

Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? ????????He only had one.

What do squirrels and men have in common????????? They always want a nut.

What did the bread say to the peanut butter????????? I think your nuts

Yo girl…do you like squirrels????????, because i’m about to nut in your hole

I asked my doctor if it was normal for???????? one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

Do you know Imagine Dragons Yeah Imagine ????????Dragon my nuts across your face

What did the nut chasing the other nut say? ????????Imma cashew

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their???????? nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? ????????– He nuts and bolts.

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke????????? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

Why do vegetarians give good head? ????????Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

Nutted in her braces, now my kids???????? are behind bars.

I nutted on the wall, ????????call that a walnut.