200+ Funny Nut Jokes That Walnut Disappoint - Linepoetry

There is a new kind of jock strap, 😜😜it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? 😄😄she just added me on snap

Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s 😁😁nuts finna go in your mouth

What did one squirrel say to the other 😋😋‘‘do you have any nuts’’

2 nuts were walking down the street😂😂, and one was a-salted!

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin😜😜. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?😄😄 sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

What did the wire say to the electrician😁😁 Stop twisting my nuts

I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding😂😂… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

What do you call it when a boxer cums?😜😜 Busting a nut

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are 😄😄taking a walk.

Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? 😋😋He only had one.

What do squirrels and men have in common?😁😁 They always want a nut.

What did the bread say to the peanut butter?😂😂 I think your nuts

Yo girl…do you like squirrels😜😜, because i’m about to nut in your hole

I asked my doctor if it was normal for😄😄 one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

Do you know Imagine Dragons Yeah Imagine 😁😁Dragon my nuts across your face

What did the nut chasing the other nut say? 😂😂Imma cashew

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their😜😜 nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? 😄😄– He nuts and bolts.

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?😁😁 He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

Why do vegetarians give good head? 😂😂Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

Nutted in her braces, now my kids😜😜 are behind bars.

I nutted on the wall, 😄😄call that a walnut.