220+ Helen Keller Jokes (famous & Hilarious) - Linepoetry
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How come Helen Keller can’t have kids????????? Because she’s dead!
What is Helen Keller’s favorite color????????? Velcro
How did Helen Keller burn the other side of her face????????? They called back
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face????????? She answered the iron
Why is all of Helen Keller’s face burnt????????? She was bobbing for French fries
Why was Helen Keller late for school????????? DUI
Guys please stop making jokes about Helen Keller.???????? They’re just plain senseless.
What’s worse than raping Helen Keller Breaking ????????her fingers so she can’t tell anybody.
Why did Helen Keller get run over by a train????????... Because she was standing on the train tracks
How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret????????? Break her fingers.
How did Helen Keller break her arm? ????????You try reading a stop sign at 60 miles an hour.
Why didn't Helen Keller go sky diving????????? It scared the hell out of her Seeing Eye dog.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her as a child????????? They told her to sit in the corner of a circular room.
Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell of a cliff????????? Because she was wearing her mittens.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines????????? They're painful to look at.
Where did Helen Keller work all the live long day? ????????The braille road
Why did Helen Keller have bruises on her belly????????? Her boyfriend was blind too.
You guys ever hear that joke about Helen Keller’s dad ? ????????Neither did she
Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants????????? So you could read her lips.
What is Helen Keller’s favorite color? ????????Corduroy.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a cat? ????????Don’t worry, she didn’t know either.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.????????.. Then, a table... Then, a chair...
How do you tell Helen Keller a joke????????? Not this way.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away????????? You’d run away too if your name was nyuhddiaiahf.