How come Helen Keller can’t have kids?😂😂 Because she’s dead!
What is Helen Keller’s favorite color?😃😃 Velcro
How did Helen Keller burn the other side of her face?😋😋 They called back
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?😁😁 She answered the iron
Why is all of Helen Keller’s face burnt?😃😃 She was bobbing for French fries
Why was Helen Keller late for school?😂😂 DUI
Guys please stop making jokes about Helen Keller.😋😋 They’re just plain senseless.
What’s worse than raping Helen Keller Breaking 😁😁her fingers so she can’t tell anybody.
Why did Helen Keller get run over by a train😜😜... Because she was standing on the train tracks
How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret?😂😂 Break her fingers.
How did Helen Keller break her arm? 😃😃You try reading a stop sign at 60 miles an hour.
Why didn't Helen Keller go sky diving?😋😋 It scared the hell out of her Seeing Eye dog.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her as a child?😂😂 They told her to sit in the corner of a circular room.
Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell of a cliff?😁😁 Because she was wearing her mittens.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines?😋😋 They're painful to look at.
Where did Helen Keller work all the live long day? 😃😃The braille road
Why did Helen Keller have bruises on her belly?😂😂 Her boyfriend was blind too.
You guys ever hear that joke about Helen Keller’s dad ? 😁😁Neither did she
Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants?😃😃 So you could read her lips.
What is Helen Keller’s favorite color? 😂😂Corduroy.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a cat? 😋😋Don’t worry, she didn’t know either.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.😁😁.. Then, a table... Then, a chair...
How do you tell Helen Keller a joke?😃😃 Not this way.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?😂😂 You’d run away too if your name was nyuhddiaiahf.