How come Helen Keller canโt have kids?๐๐ Because sheโs dead!
What is Helen Kellerโs favorite color?๐๐ Velcro
How did Helen Keller burn the other side of her face?๐๐ They called back
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?๐๐ She answered the iron
Why is all of Helen Kellerโs face burnt?๐๐ She was bobbing for French fries
Why was Helen Keller late for school?๐๐ DUI
Guys please stop making jokes about Helen Keller.๐๐ Theyโre just plain senseless.
Whatโs worse than raping Helen Keller Breaking ๐๐her fingers so she canโt tell anybody.
Why did Helen Keller get run over by a train๐๐... Because she was standing on the train tracks
How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret?๐๐ Break her fingers.
How did Helen Keller break her arm? ๐๐You try reading a stop sign at 60 miles an hour.
Why didn't Helen Keller go sky diving?๐๐ It scared the hell out of her Seeing Eye dog.
How did Helen Kellerโs parents punish her as a child?๐๐ They told her to sit in the corner of a circular room.
Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell of a cliff?๐๐ Because she was wearing her mittens.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines?๐๐ They're painful to look at.
Where did Helen Keller work all the live long day? ๐๐The braille road
Why did Helen Keller have bruises on her belly?๐๐ Her boyfriend was blind too.
You guys ever hear that joke about Helen Kellerโs dad ? ๐๐Neither did she
Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants?๐๐ So you could read her lips.
What is Helen Kellerโs favorite color? ๐๐Corduroy.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a cat? ๐๐Donโt worry, she didnโt know either.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.๐๐.. Then, a table... Then, a chair...
How do you tell Helen Keller a joke?๐๐ Not this way.
Why did Helen Kellerโs dog run away?๐๐ Youโd run away too if your name was nyuhddiaiahf.