340+ Funny Jokes For Friends To Make Them Laugh

Nostalgia isn't ????????what it used to be.

You don't need a???????? parachute to go skydiving — you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

My therapist says???????? I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

I told my doctor that ????????I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

I submitted ten puns???????? to a pun contest hoping that one would win, but no pun in ten did.

What do pampered???????? cows produce? Spoiled milk.

I discovered???????? a substance that had no mass, and I was like "0MG!"

What’s the best???????? part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

I used to be addicted ????????to soap, but I'm clean now.

Moses had the first???????? tablet that could connect to the cloud.

There are two types of???????? people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

It's hard to explain???????? puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

What do you call ????????a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

Anybody who???????? believes in telekinesis raise my hand.

A joke becomes a???????? dad joke when the punchline is apparent.

My lack of knowledge???????? on Greek literature has always been my Achilles' elbow.

I, for one, like???????? Roman numerals.

Remains to be seen ????????if glass coffins become popular.

Whiteboards are???????? remarkable.

How do you find???????? Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.

A man walked into???????? his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.

I have an inferiority???????? complex, but it's not a very good one.

Why can’t a bike???????? stand on its own? It’s two tired.

Did you hear about???????? the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months, they say his days are numbered.