340+ Funny Jokes For Friends To Make Them Laugh

Nostalgia isn't 😹😹what it used to be.

You don't need a🙃🙃 parachute to go skydiving — you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

My therapist says😜😜 I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

I told my doctor that 🤪🤪I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

I submitted ten puns🤪🤪 to a pun contest hoping that one would win, but no pun in ten did.

What do pampered😜😜 cows produce? Spoiled milk.

I discovered😹😹 a substance that had no mass, and I was like "0MG!"

What’s the best🤪🤪 part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

I used to be addicted 🙃🙃to soap, but I'm clean now.

Moses had the first😜😜 tablet that could connect to the cloud.

There are two types of🤪🤪 people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

It's hard to explain🤪🤪 puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

What do you call 😹😹a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

Anybody who🤪🤪 believes in telekinesis raise my hand.

A joke becomes a🙃🙃 dad joke when the punchline is apparent.

My lack of knowledge😜😜 on Greek literature has always been my Achilles' elbow.

I, for one, like🤪🤪 Roman numerals.

Remains to be seen 🤪🤪if glass coffins become popular.

Whiteboards are😹😹 remarkable.

How do you find😜😜 Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.

A man walked into🤪🤪 his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.

I have an inferiority🤪🤪 complex, but it's not a very good one.

Why can’t a bike🙃🙃 stand on its own? It’s two tired.

Did you hear about😹😹 the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months, they say his days are numbered.