340+ Funny Jokes For Friends To Make Them Laugh
Funny Jokes For Friends: In This Post, Funniest & Laughful Jokes In English For Friends Tell Them To Make Them Laugh With Images
I used to be addicted to soap🙄🙄, but I’m clean now.
Why did the dog cross the road?😄😄 To get to the barking lot!
What do you call a bear with no😁😁 teeth? A gummy bear.
A nurse told me, “Sorry for😃😃 the wait!” I replied, “It’s alright, I’m patient.”
Working in a mirror factory is 😎😎something I could totally see myself doing.
I’m terrified of elevators🙂🙂, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
Why are pirates called pirates?😃😃 Because they arrrr!
Can February March? No,😁😁 but April May!
What do you call a cold dog🙄🙄? A chili dog!
Why was the torch happy😄😄? It was lit.
What gets more wet the more🙃🙃 it dries? A towel!
Why did the banana go to🙂🙂 the doctor? Because it did not peel well.
Why should you never trust😃😃 stairs? They’re always up to something.
Hear about the new restaurant 😎😎called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve
What did one ocean say to the😁😁 other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why were the parents so🙄🙄 afraid of the energy drink? It was a Monster!
What kind of shorts do clouds😄😄 wear? Thunder pants
What do pampered cows 🙂🙂produce? Spoiled milk.
Why did the cat run away from😁😁 the tree? It was afraid of the bark!
What do you call an alligator 😎😎in a vest? An investigator
What does a house wear?😃😃 Address!
How do you fix a broken tomato🙄🙄? Tomato paste!
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s😄😄 club is… Wait, where are we again?
How many tickles does it take🙂🙂 to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles.