340+ Funny Jokes For Friends To Make Them Laugh
Funny Jokes For Friends: In This Post, Funniest & Laughful Jokes In English For Friends Tell Them To Make Them Laugh With Images
I used to be addicted to soap????????, but I’m clean now.
Why did the dog cross the road????????? To get to the barking lot!
What do you call a bear with no???????? teeth? A gummy bear.
A nurse told me, “Sorry for???????? the wait!” I replied, “It’s alright, I’m patient.”
Working in a mirror factory is ????????something I could totally see myself doing.
I’m terrified of elevators????????, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
Why are pirates called pirates????????? Because they arrrr!
Can February March? No,???????? but April May!
What do you call a cold dog????????? A chili dog!
Why was the torch happy????????? It was lit.
What gets more wet the more???????? it dries? A towel!
Why did the banana go to???????? the doctor? Because it did not peel well.
Why should you never trust???????? stairs? They’re always up to something.
Hear about the new restaurant ????????called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve
What did one ocean say to the???????? other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why were the parents so???????? afraid of the energy drink? It was a Monster!
What kind of shorts do clouds???????? wear? Thunder pants
What do pampered cows ????????produce? Spoiled milk.
Why did the cat run away from???????? the tree? It was afraid of the bark!
What do you call an alligator ????????in a vest? An investigator
What does a house wear????????? Address!
How do you fix a broken tomato????????? Tomato paste!
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s???????? club is… Wait, where are we again?
How many tickles does it take???????? to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles.