Funniest Hilarious Jokes About Getting Old Ever - LinePoetry

I’m not old, I’m just chronologically gifted! 🎁⏳

The older I get, the more I sound like my parents! 👴🗣️👵

Forget counting sheep, now I count my wrinkles! 🐑➡️😬

I’ve reached the age where I can’t trust a fart! 💨😅

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up! 😂🪑

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker. ☕🤖

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. 🍔😂

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it. 🤦‍♂️😅

You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. 🙅‍♀️👴

I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap. 🛌⏰

I used to have abs, now I just have flabs! 💪➡️😂

My knees buckle, but my belt won't! 👖🤷‍♂️

What goes up but never comes down? 🎈 Your age.

I’ve decided: Whatever age I am is the new 30! 🎉😎

How is the moon like dentures? 🌝🦷 Both come out at night.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late! 🌒😴

I remember when 'texting' meant writing a letter! ✍️📬

Age is just a number... but in my case, it’s a really big number! 😜🎂

Why do old people love English muffins so much? All the nooks and grannies 🧁👵.

Which underwear brand do seniors love best? 👵🩲 It Depends.

At my age, ‘happy hour’ is a nap! 🛌🍷

What is a prize old people can win for aging? 🏆 Atrophy.

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do! 😂💃

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart! 🧠➡️💥