Funniest Hilarious Jokes About Getting Old Ever - LinePoetry

I’m not old, I’m just chronologically gifted! ?????

The older I get, the more I sound like my parents! ?????????????

Forget counting sheep, now I count my wrinkles! ??????????

I’ve reached the age where I can’t trust a fart! ????????

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up! ????????

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker. ?????

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. ????????

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it. ???????????

You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. ???????????

I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap. ?????

I used to have abs, now I just have flabs! ??????????

My knees buckle, but my belt won't! ???????????

What goes up but never comes down? ???? Your age.

I’ve decided: Whatever age I am is the new 30! ????????

How is the moon like dentures? ???????? Both come out at night.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late! ????????

I remember when 'texting' meant writing a letter! ??????

Age is just a number... but in my case, it’s a really big number! ????????

Why do old people love English muffins so much? All the nooks and grannies ????????.

Which underwear brand do seniors love best? ???????? It Depends.

At my age, ‘happy hour’ is a nap! ????????

What is a prize old people can win for aging? ???? Atrophy.

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do! ????????

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart! ??????????