210+ Funniest Tall People Jokes Make Them Laugh - Linepoetry
Tall Jokes: If You Are Surrounding By Tall People Or You Have Tall People In Family Or Friends, There Are Hilarious Tall People Jokes To Make Them Laugh
Why didn’t the tall guy get into the graveyard? 😂😂He wasn’t under six feet.
How do you make a tall person look more awkward?😁😁 You can’t.
Someone told me I am tall enough to play basketball.😃😃 I replied, "You surely play minigolf!"
My aunt said, 😜😜"You are so tall that you created the Mariana Trench!" I replied, "Guess, I will never drown!"
When my friends joked about my height in class😃😃, I replied, "At least, sums do not go above my head!"
While visiting an airport,😁😁 my friend asked me to duck when a plane went above our heads.
A man said, "Hey, what's the weather there?"😂😂 I said, "If I spit on you, it's going to rain really hard".
I was once asked as to how I became so tall,😜😜 so I replied, "I ate giraffe seeds when I was a kid".
Someone told me, "You are so tall. 😃😃How did you get inside without hitting your head?" I replied, "The door."
A man once said that I was a giant. I said, 😜😜"Hey, say it to my face if you can reach it".
Once, my neighbor told me, "Move, you tree". 😁😁I sternly replied, "Careful I don't step on you, short person".
John told Tim, "You are so tall, you can touch the sky."😂😂 Tim said, "Yep, I'm reaching the stars."
Tall people are the giraffes of the human😜😜 race that went extinct since the beginning of time.
Do you know what Victoria’s Secret really is? 😃😃She is into short guys.
What is a tall attractive person called?😜😜 An evolutionary miracle.
What do you do when you see a tall intelligent person?😂😂 You marvel
What do you do to make a tall person 😜😜look more awkward?😁😁 It isn’t possible.
Yo mama so tall she fell off😃😃 a rock and hit the moon..
How do you know a tall person cannot hang himself? 😂😂He wouldn’t find a high enough ceiling fan.
What did the tall guy do when he😃😃 saw the helicopter coming? He ducked
How do you tell the difference between 😜😜a clown and a tall person? By their shoe store.
Where can a tall person ever find a boyfriend? 😁😁At the top rung of a ladder.
What is the name for a big and tall store?😂😂 Unfortunate.
Why were the first shorts invented?😃😃 So tall people wouldn’t feel like they’re always wearing capris.