Why didn’t the tall guy get into the graveyard? 😂😂He wasn’t under six feet.
How do you make a tall person look more awkward?😁😁 You can’t.
Someone told me I am tall enough to play basketball.😃😃 I replied, "You surely play minigolf!"
My aunt said, 😜😜"You are so tall that you created the Mariana Trench!" I replied, "Guess, I will never drown!"
When my friends joked about my height in class😃😃, I replied, "At least, sums do not go above my head!"
While visiting an airport,😁😁 my friend asked me to duck when a plane went above our heads.
A man said, "Hey, what's the weather there?"😂😂 I said, "If I spit on you, it's going to rain really hard".
I was once asked as to how I became so tall,😜😜 so I replied, "I ate giraffe seeds when I was a kid".
Someone told me, "You are so tall. 😃😃How did you get inside without hitting your head?" I replied, "The door."
A man once said that I was a giant. I said, 😜😜"Hey, say it to my face if you can reach it".
Once, my neighbor told me, "Move, you tree". 😁😁I sternly replied, "Careful I don't step on you, short person".
John told Tim, "You are so tall, you can touch the sky."😂😂 Tim said, "Yep, I'm reaching the stars."
Tall people are the giraffes of the human😜😜 race that went extinct since the beginning of time.
Do you know what Victoria’s Secret really is? 😃😃She is into short guys.
What is a tall attractive person called?😜😜 An evolutionary miracle.
What do you do when you see a tall intelligent person?😂😂 You marvel
What do you do to make a tall person 😜😜look more awkward?😁😁 It isn’t possible.
Yo mama so tall she fell off😃😃 a rock and hit the moon..
How do you know a tall person cannot hang himself? 😂😂He wouldn’t find a high enough ceiling fan.
What did the tall guy do when he😃😃 saw the helicopter coming? He ducked
How do you tell the difference between 😜😜a clown and a tall person? By their shoe store.
Where can a tall person ever find a boyfriend? 😁😁At the top rung of a ladder.
What is the name for a big and tall store?😂😂 Unfortunate.
Why were the first shorts invented?😃😃 So tall people wouldn’t feel like they’re always wearing capris.