Why did the farmer win an award?🙄🙄 He was out standing in his field!
Why do melons have weddings😂😂? Because they cantaloupe!
Just went to an emotional wedding🙄🙄 — even the cake was in tiers.
What’s a plant’s favorite drink🙂🙂? Root beer!
Who cleans the ocean😏😏? Mer-maids!
A magician was driving down🙂🙂 the road and turned into a driveway.
Just finished a box of Corn Flakes🥴🥴. You can check out my cereal killer Netflix special next Tuesday.
A horse walks into a bar. 😂😂The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
I stayed up all night and🙄🙄 tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
I invented a new word! 😏😏Plagiarism!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?🙂🙂 Alice. Alice who? Alice fair in love and war.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin.🙄🙄 Robin who? Robin you—hand over the cash!
Knock, knock. Who’s there🙂🙂? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
Knock knock. Who’s there?🥴🥴 Rhino! Rhino who? Rhino, every knock knock joke there is!
Knock knock. Who’s there?😂😂 Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there’s no point!
What do you call the process of😏😏 aging for snowmen? Evaporation.
A good friend can finish your🙂🙂 sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier
Boy: How does a squid prepare🙄🙄 itself for battle? Me: How? Boy: It goes to a battle well-armed!
I would wish you a happy birthday🥴🥴, but I can’t tell if you’re lying about being born on April 1.
Who needs April Fools’ when 🙂🙂your whole life is a joke?
I don’t always joke on April 😂😂Fools’ Day. Just kidding, I do.
April 1: The only day people😏😏 question whether the internet is lying to them.
What did April Fools’ Day say 🥴🥴after it won an award? Prank you!
Which day of the year do🙂🙂 monkeys like best? The first of Ape-ril!