340+ Funny Jokes For Friends To Make Them Laugh

Why did the farmer win an award????????? He was out standing in his field!

Why do melons have weddings????????? Because they cantaloupe!

Just went to an emotional wedding???????? — even the cake was in tiers.

What’s a plant’s favorite drink????????? Root beer!

Who cleans the ocean????????? Mer-maids!

A magician was driving down???????? the road and turned into a driveway.

Just finished a box of Corn Flakes????????. You can check out my cereal killer Netflix special next Tuesday.

A horse walks into a bar. ????????The bartender says, “Why the long face?”

I stayed up all night and???????? tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.

I invented a new word! ????????Plagiarism!

Knock, knock. Who’s there????????? Alice. Alice who? Alice fair in love and war.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin.???????? Robin who? Robin you—hand over the cash!

Knock, knock. Who’s there????????? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides clothes, you pay for them!

Knock knock. Who’s there????????? Rhino! Rhino who? Rhino, every knock knock joke there is!

Knock knock. Who’s there????????? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there’s no point!

What do you call the process of???????? aging for snowmen? Evaporation.

A good friend can finish your???????? sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier

Boy: How does a squid prepare???????? itself for battle? Me: How? Boy: It goes to a battle well-armed!

I would wish you a happy birthday????????, but I can’t tell if you’re lying about being born on April 1.

Who needs April Fools’ when ????????your whole life is a joke?

I don’t always joke on April ????????Fools’ Day. Just kidding, I do.

April 1: The only day people???????? question whether the internet is lying to them.

What did April Fools’ Day say ????????after it won an award? Prank you!

Which day of the year do???????? monkeys like best? The first of Ape-ril!