Best Your So Old Jokes For Adults To Enjoy - LinePoetry

You’re so old, you have a museum dedicated to your childhood! ?????????

You’re so old, you babysat Yoda! ????????

You’re so old, your favorite TV show is hieroglyphics! ????????

You’re so old, your wrinkles have wrinkles! ????????

You’re so old, your memories are in sepia tone! ????????

You’re so old, your first cell phone was a walkie-talkie. ????????

At your age, “Getting lucky” means you find your car at the grocery store. ????????

You’re so old, you knew the alphabet before it had 26 letters! ????????

You’re so old, you walked to school uphill... both ways! ????????

You’re so old, you remember when rainbows were in black and white! ????????

You’re so old, you knew Burger King when he was a prince! ????????

You’re so old, your social security number is 1! #??????

You’re so old, your first pet was a dinosaur! ????????

Damn, you’re so old, I’ve seen stale raisins with fewer wrinkles. ????????

You’re so old, your blood type was discontinued. ????????

You’re so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake. ?????????

You know you are old when people tell you how good you look. ????????

You know you are old when you can cough, fart, sneeze, and pee at the same time. ????????????

Which underwear brand do seniors love best? ???? It Depends. ????

You’re so old, you went to school before they had a history class. ????????

You’re so old, you knew Burger King when he was just a prince. ????????

You’re so old, you remember when Snapchat was called “talking”! ????????

You’re so old, when you were young, rainbows were black and white. ????????

You’re so old, your birth certificate expired! ????????