Best Your So Old Jokes For Adults To Enjoy - LinePoetry

You’re so old, you have a museum dedicated to your childhood! 🏛️😆

You’re so old, you babysat Yoda! 👶🛸

You’re so old, your favorite TV show is hieroglyphics! 📺😂

You’re so old, your wrinkles have wrinkles! 😆👵

You’re so old, your memories are in sepia tone! 📸🧓

You’re so old, your first cell phone was a walkie-talkie. 📞😂

At your age, “Getting lucky” means you find your car at the grocery store. 🚗🛒

You’re so old, you knew the alphabet before it had 26 letters! 🔤😂

You’re so old, you walked to school uphill... both ways! 🏫🧓

You’re so old, you remember when rainbows were in black and white! 🌈😂

You’re so old, you knew Burger King when he was a prince! 🍔👑

You’re so old, your social security number is 1! #️⃣😆

You’re so old, your first pet was a dinosaur! 🦕😂

Damn, you’re so old, I’ve seen stale raisins with fewer wrinkles. 🍇😂

You’re so old, your blood type was discontinued. 🩸😆

You’re so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake. 🎂🕯️

You know you are old when people tell you how good you look. 🧓👀

You know you are old when you can cough, fart, sneeze, and pee at the same time. 🤧💨😂

Which underwear brand do seniors love best? 🩲 It Depends. 😂

You’re so old, you went to school before they had a history class. 🏫📚

You’re so old, you knew Burger King when he was just a prince. 🍔👑

You’re so old, you remember when Snapchat was called “talking”! 📱🤣

You’re so old, when you were young, rainbows were black and white. 🌈😂

You’re so old, your birth certificate expired! 📜😂