Hilarious You Are So Old Funny Jokes For Everyone - LinePoetry

You’re so old, when you were a kid, the Dead Sea was just sick! ????????

You’re so old, you took history... as a classmate! ????????

You’re so old, your bones are in the museum! ?????????

You’re so old, you remember when TV had one channel! ????????

You’re so old, you remember when emojis were just facial expressions! ????????

You’re so old, you remember when dirt was invented! ????????

You’re so old, your birthstone is lava! ????????

You’re so old, you walked to school... uphill, both ways! ????????

You’re so old, your first selfie was carved on a rock!

You’re so old, you owe Moses five bucks! ???????????

You’re so old, your favorite movie was a cave painting! ?????????

You’re so old, you remember when Pluto was a planet... the first time! ????????

You’re so old, you took your driving test on a chariot! ?????????

You’re so old, you babysat Yoda! ????????

You’re so old, your candles cost more than your birthday cake! ?????????

You’re so old, your social security number is 1! #??????

You’re so old, your birth certificate is in Roman numerals! ?????????

You’re so old, your memory is in black and white! ????????

You know you are old when the candles cost more than the cake. ?????????

You know you are old when people tell you how good you look. ????????

You’re so old, you got your mail with a carrier pigeon. ?????????

You’re so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake. ?????????

You’re so old, you went to school before they had a history class. ????????

You’re so old, the movie “Jurassic Park” brought back memories. ????????