Hilarious You Are So Old Funny Jokes For Everyone - LinePoetry

You’re so old, when you were a kid, the Dead Sea was just sick! 🌊😂

You’re so old, you took history... as a classmate! 📚😂

You’re so old, your bones are in the museum! 🦴🏛️

You’re so old, you remember when TV had one channel! 📺😆

You’re so old, you remember when emojis were just facial expressions! 😄👵

You’re so old, you remember when dirt was invented! 🌍🤣

You’re so old, your birthstone is lava! 🌋😂

You’re so old, you walked to school... uphill, both ways! 🏫🥾

You’re so old, your first selfie was carved on a rock!

You’re so old, you owe Moses five bucks! 💵🧔‍♂️

You’re so old, your favorite movie was a cave painting! 🖼️😆

You’re so old, you remember when Pluto was a planet... the first time! 🪐🤣

You’re so old, you took your driving test on a chariot! 🏎️😂

You’re so old, you babysat Yoda! 👶🛸

You’re so old, your candles cost more than your birthday cake! 🎂🕯️

You’re so old, your social security number is 1! #️⃣😆

You’re so old, your birth certificate is in Roman numerals! 🏛️😂

You’re so old, your memory is in black and white! 📸🖤

You know you are old when the candles cost more than the cake. 🎂🕯️

You know you are old when people tell you how good you look. 👵😆

You’re so old, you got your mail with a carrier pigeon. 🕊️📬

You’re so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake. 🎂🕯️

You’re so old, you went to school before they had a history class. 🏫📚

You’re so old, the movie “Jurassic Park” brought back memories. 🎬🦖