You’re so old, the candles cost more than😜😜 the birthday cake.
You’re so old, when you read the bible😄😄, you reminisce about the good ole days.
You’re so old, you went to school😜😜 before they had a history class.
You’re so old, I asked to see your birth 😁😁certificate, and you handed me a rock.
You’re so old, if you were a car it would😂😂be time to roll back your odometer.
You’re so old, you went to an antique auction 😋😋and three people bid on you.
You’re so old, you DJ’d at the Boston 😜😜Tea Party. Your so old that your first job was to help invent fire.
You’re so old, when Moses split the😄😄 Red Sea, you were on the other side fishing. Yelling, hey were fishing over here.
You’re so old, you have a picture😂😂 of Moses in your yearbook.
You’re so old, the movie “Jurassic Park”😂😂 brought back memories.
You’re so old, you knew Burger King 😁😁when he was just a prince.
You’re so old, you owe Fred Flintstone😄😄 a food stamp. Your so old, you lived on Asgard. Thor joke
You’re so old, you birth certificate😜😜 says “Expired” on it.
You’re so old, your social security number is 1. 😋😋 Your momma so old, her zip code is 00001
You’re so old, when you were born😂😂, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. You’re so old your phone number is 7.
You’re so old, the candles cost more 😁😁than the birthday cake. You’re so old, you burp dust.
You’re so old, you have an autographed Bible😄😄. Your so old , there’s fossils at your wedding anniversary.
You’re so old, when you were young😜😜, rainbows were black and white. Your so old, your watch was a sun dial.
You’re so old, you walked into an😂😂 antique store and they kept you. Your so old you bought your first car from Fred Flintstones.
You’re so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s 😋😋kite was to your apartment. Your so old, your family tree starts with you.
You’re so old, you have hieroglyphics 😁😁on your driver’s license. Your so old , the first airport was the wright brothers.
Your so old your first car was a covered wagon😄😄. Your so old George Washington cut down your Christmas tree.
You’re brother so old I told him to 😂😂act his age and he traded his car for a wheel chair.
Your so old you got your mail😜😜 with a carrier pigeon.