210+ Good Morning Funny Jokes To Make Inspiring & Shine Day

Wishing you good morning right at the beginning 😂😂of another stressful day.

Why do birds always sing in the morning?😃😃 Because they don't go to work.

Morning not only forgives😋😋, but it also forgets.

What is the favorite meal of a car? 😃😃Brake-fast.

What do they usually serve for breakfast at😁😁 the North Pole? Snowflakes.

What drink do lobsters have in the morning?😂😂 Clawfee.

What happens when you finish drinking😋😋 your cup of tea in the morning? It becomes emptea

Um … Apologies for the inconvenience😁😁, but I just wanted to wish you a Happy and amazing day.

When your dreams come in collision with reality😄😄, it’s usually the alarm clock that goes off. Good morning.

You just got a new message: 😂😂Wake up Lazy; Good morning!

Some people wake up drowsy.😃😃 Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.

The lawyer’s first thought in the morning😋😋 is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock.

Mornings are pure evil from the😁😁 pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.

Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness.😂😂 Maybe two coffees and then kindness.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning😄😄 I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my😃😃 amazing relationship with my bed.

Given that it is the morning, please😋😋 allow me to try my best to welcome you with a grin. Good morning my dear.

Sunshine, good morning! I’m delighted you’ve arrived.😂😂 Good morning, Have a happy day.

You haven’t gotten up yet?😁😁 Let’s go back to bed. I’ll tell you what. Good morning nice day.

I offer gratitude for this amazing existence😃😃 every morning when I open my eyes! Good morning, Have a happy day.

Good morning text messages that😋😋 aren’t so serious. Good morning!

My alarm will not let me sleep peacefully😂😂. Good morning nice day.

A smile can open a heart faster than😋😋 a key can open a door. Good morning nice day.

Good morning! How are you doing?😃😃 I hope we have a wonderful day today.