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My neighbor has been不不 mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

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How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.

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What do you get when屢 you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator!

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What did one butt cheek云云 say to the other? Together, we can stop this crap.

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Why is diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your genes!

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What do you get when you jingle Santa's balls? A white Christmas!

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What's long, green不不, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers!

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What do a penis and屢 a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off!

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor!

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What is Moby Dick's dad's不不 name? Papa Boner.

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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.

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How is life like toilet屢 paper? You're either on a roll or taking s*** from someone.

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What do you do when云云 your cat's dead? Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.

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What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!

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Why does a mermaid云云 wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells!

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Why did the sperm cross不不 the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Did you hear about the云云 constipated accountant? He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.

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A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

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If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

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How do you make a屢 pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.

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I'll admit it云云, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.

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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?

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What did the toaster不不 say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me.