420+ Hilarious Jokes For Adults With Answers - Linepoetry
Funny Jokes For Adults: Knock Knock Short & Hilarious Funny Jokes For Adults Send To Your Adult Friend To Make Them Laugh & Proud To Be Mature
My neighbor has been🤣🤣 mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
How is sex like a game😂😂 of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.
What do you get when😹😹 you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator!
What did one butt cheek🤪🤪 say to the other? Together, we can stop this crap.
Why is diarrhea hereditary?😇😇 It runs in your genes!
What do you get when😂😂 you jingle Santa's balls? A white Christmas!
What's long, green🤣🤣, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers!
What do a penis and😹😹 a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call a herd😇😇 of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off!
What do you call someone😂😂 who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor!
What is Moby Dick's dad's🤣🤣 name? Papa Boner.
What's the difference between😇😇 a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
How is life like toilet😹😹 paper? You're either on a roll or taking s*** from someone.
What do you do when🤪🤪 your cat's dead? Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What do you call a😂😂 cheap circumcision? A rip-off!
Why does a mermaid🤪🤪 wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells!
Why did the sperm cross🤣🤣 the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
Did you hear about the🤪🤪 constipated accountant? He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.
A naked man broke into a church😇😇. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
If you were born in😂😂 September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
How do you make a😹😹 pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
I'll admit it🤪🤪, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.
They say that during😂😂 sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
What did the toaster🤣🤣 say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me.
