420+ Hilarious Jokes For Adults With Answers - Linepoetry
Funny Jokes For Adults: Knock Knock Short & Hilarious Funny Jokes For Adults Send To Your Adult Friend To Make Them Laugh & Proud To Be Mature
My neighbor has been???????? mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
How is sex like a game???????? of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.
What do you get when???????? you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator!
What did one butt cheek???????? say to the other? Together, we can stop this crap.
Why is diarrhea hereditary????????? It runs in your genes!
What do you get when???????? you jingle Santa's balls? A white Christmas!
What's long, green????????, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers!
What do a penis and???????? a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call a herd???????? of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off!
What do you call someone???????? who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor!
What is Moby Dick's dad's???????? name? Papa Boner.
What's the difference between???????? a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
How is life like toilet???????? paper? You're either on a roll or taking s*** from someone.
What do you do when???????? your cat's dead? Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What do you call a???????? cheap circumcision? A rip-off!
Why does a mermaid???????? wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells!
Why did the sperm cross???????? the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
Did you hear about the???????? constipated accountant? He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.
A naked man broke into a church????????. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
If you were born in???????? September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
How do you make a???????? pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
I'll admit it????????, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.
They say that during???????? sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
What did the toaster???????? say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me.